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Standards Aren’t Mean | Unfiltered Thoughts NSFW

Standards Aren’t Mean | Unfiltered Thoughts NSFW

Written by: Inspired Spitfire
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 Standards Aren’t Mean | Unfiltered Thoughts NSFW is for people tired of being labeled “too much” when the real issue is idiot low standards. We'll talk dating, relationships, self-respect, power dynamics, and the social nonsense no one wants to say out loud is total BS. No soft takes. No toxic positivity. Just honest, unfiltered conversations with adult language and ZFG. Hit follow before HR finds out. Standards don't require a fugging apology.Inspired Spitfire Relationships Social Sciences
Episodes
  • Ep 1. An Adult Parody NSFW

    Ep 1. An Adult Parody NSFW
    Jan 16 2026


    Welcome to the underwater dating pool-

    where the fish are unhinged, the apps are

    cursed, and Swipey McGrief chases chaos for cardio.


    After one too many red flags

    and zero lessons learned, Swipey

    finally hears the truth he's been avoiding:

    IT'S NOT THE SEA - IT'S HIS BAIT.


    This adult parody picture book roasts

    modern dating with brutal honesty,

    bad decisions, and just enough

    self-awareness to hurt.


    If you've ever dated

    a walking red flag...

    or watched friend do again-

    this one’s for you.
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    5 mins
  • Ep 1 Bonus Live Walking Challenge

    Ep 1 Bonus Live Walking Challenge
    Jan 13 2026

    Welcome to the underwater dating pool-


    where the fish are unhinged, the apps are

    cursed, and Swipey McGrief chases chaos for cardio.


    After one too many red flags

    and zero lessons learned, Swipey

    finally hears the truth he's been avoiding:


    IT'S NOT THE SEA - IT'S HIS BAIT.


    This adult parody picture book roasts

    modern dating with brutal honesty,

    bad decisions, and just enough

    self-awareness to hurt.


    If you've ever dated

    a walking red flag...

    or watched friend do again-

    this one’s for you.
    Show More Show Less
    6 mins
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