Ever wondered what happens when two entrepreneurs hit a mid-life crisis and decide that YouTube is their only salvation? Welcome to the maiden voyage of Pitch Decks and Playdates with Scotty B and Big E. This week, the guys are celebrating a 5-and-1 betting streak while grappling with the hard truths of adulthood—like the fact that only 3% of YouTube channels actually make money and that wearing a suit with white New Balance sneakers is a "borderline criminal" fashion choice.

The high-stakes business talk takes a hard left turn into the absurd when Scotty confesses to a solo, post-divorce scouting mission to Dave & Buster's that left him looking like a "creepy pedophile" among the Skee-Ball machines. Between debating the structural integrity of Applebee’s "OM" cheeseburger and the seven-minute physical struggle of removing wool socks during a romantic encounter after age 50, Scotty and Ernie prove that life is just one big, messy simulation.

As Ernie puts it while reflecting on his 11:00 AM trip to the mall: "Who the f* is going to Dave & Buster’s at 11:00 AM? I was having a coffee while they were shopping, and I was just watching people go into Dave & Buster’s at 11:00 AM."**. Whether you’re here for the NFL locks or the "Pigs in a Blanket" support group, you won’t want to miss this.

Click play to join the chaos—your mid-life crisis depends on it.