You're bald by choice (mostly). Vancouver Island earthquake warning concerns you less than protecting your melon from falls and sun exposure. Five hats in one day: regular toque, beanie, Vancouver Food Bank long toque, Voltron baseball cap, sun hat, protective helmet toque. You don't realize the record until next morning.

Bob's bonspiel: four straight losses, 12 hours between 9:15 AM and 9:15 PM games. Never left the curling club for 16.5 hours. Loaded up on breakfast, banquet dinner, Lucky beer watching playoff football. Barefoot curling at 1:30 AM across five sheets to upper left rings, kitty corner long distance. Facebook posting risks bans or buying rounds. The December 19th earthquake report: magnitude 9 hitting the island, west coast tsunami threats, Friday before Christmas release to bury bad real estate news. Go bags recommended. Horseshoe Bay ferry two hours versus Tsawwassen extra half hour. Voltron: German amusement ride based on roller coaster, scary and good.

Learn why unconscious record completion matters for legitimacy. Discover the protective toque technology lining preventing melon damage. Understand long-distance golf tournaments where first tee aims for third hole green navigating tree lines.

GUEST: Bob Addison | @‌riobobbo

Originally aired on 2026-01-20