Welcome to a refined yet reckless session of the Altered Judgement podcast. In this episode, we lean into our new identity as Distinguished Degenerates—bringing you high-class commentary on the lowest-brow topics.From the historical accuracy of medieval cannabis to the structural integrity of toilet paper, Joe, Pat, and Alex dive deep into the things that truly matter. We also take a wild call from a bachelorette party and discuss the local legend, Nibs the Squirrel....and many other things that would make our mothers worry.

Distinguished Degenerates Chapters:

Episode Chapters:

0:00:00 Intro & Medical Warning

00:01:06 The "Distinguished" Theme & Swear Jar

00:02:17 Getting Started (Cannabis & Drinks)

00:04:14 Role Models Bit & Pre-Meme Entertainment

00:07:08 Bourbon & Van Lieu's Ember Beer Pairing

00:09:41 Conspiracy Cast Teaser & Triple H Promos

00:11:47 Nibs Next Door & Squirrel Content

00:15:29 The Puppet Challenge

00:18:21 Bachelorette Party Call-In (Live Karaoke)

00:25:05 The Public Restroom Toilet Paper Test

00:27:54 Bidets vs. Roman Poop Sponges

00:30:30 Cell Phone Outage & Reliability

00:33:48 Streaming Services vs. Cable's Comeback

00:37:44 Decline of Customer Service & Tipping Culture

00:41:31 Donut Wars: Yum Yum vs. Dunkin

00:42:51 Wawa vs. Sheetz Turf War

00:44:47 Gas Station Fried Chicken & Rising Costs

00:46:18 What Defines a "90s Kid"?

00:50:03 Closing & The $100 Charity Donation

00:52:31 Kill Lincoln & The Modern Ska Scene

00:55:24 Final Sign-off & Fourth Mic Update