United win at the Emirates, chaos follows — and receipts start flying. What begins as a calm post-match chat quickly turns into a full-blown football tribunal. United fans remind everyone that their expectations were always top 8, not titles, while Arsenal fans get accused of living off set pieces, confirmation bias, and defensive miracles.

From Casemiro-Bruno-Rice midfield takes, to Amad–Mbeumo–Dorgu front threes, to serious questions about Arteta, Odegaard, and whether Arsenal’s football is actually sustainable — this episode is loud, funny, emotional, and brutally honest.

Plenty shouting, plenty laughter, plenty “bring the receipts” energy. Five Aside heritage.

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⏱️ Key Timestamps (YouTube-friendly)

00:00 – “You said top 8” – United expectations exposed

00:38 – Man United vs Arsenal: who wants the mic first?

02:16 – “Set-piece Satanism” accusations begin 😭

03:17 – Casemiro-Bruno-Rice midfield RECEIPTS

04:16 – United bangers vs Arsenal control

06:24 – Arsenal fans respond: “We’ve been sloppy”

09:24 – Arteta panic subs & nervous energy debate

13:38 – “Arsenal Brewing Company” enters the chat 🍺

16:08 – Confirmation bias vs reality war

19:30 – “Still top of the table” defense

25:49 – Bottling, bias & brutal honesty

29:23 – Are Arsenal actually playing badly?

32:05 – Set-piece reliance admitted

36:20 – “I’m not scared of Fulham” 😭

43:27 – Title race pressure & City lurking

50:08 – Liverpool catching strays

54:10 – Haaland benched & City control

59:41 – Big-game United vs low blocks debate

01:08:34 – Final thoughts & sign-off chaos