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The Meyers Family Conspiracy

The Meyers Family Conspiracy

Written by: Steven Meyers Jr.
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They say blood is thicker than water. In my family, blood is just the easiest way to track who’s stabbing you in the back.


Welcome to the show the legal system—and my family—wish didn't exist. I’m your host, and I’ve spent the last 27 years collecting every video, audio recording, text, and email to prove one thing: some people aren’t just 'toxic,' they’re pure evil.


I’m pulling back the curtain on the 'Unholy Trinity':


  • The Father (Steven Sr.): The predator who poached my AOL dates and chose both an unstable mental patient of a daughter and an 800 credit score over his own son.
  • The Stepmother (Susan 'The Oompa Loompa'): The homewrecker who wished I’d disappear via overdose, all while riding both my dad and a US Army pension.
  • The Sister (Angella): The snitch who failed her SWAT audition and made a career out of weaponized lies, accusations of abuse, theft of thousands and just in general is a stupid pigfuck.


But this isn't just about shitty parents and shittier siblings. This is about the unforgivable: the targeted sabotage that led to the theft of my children and a decades-long campaign to keep me in either the hospital or in handcuffs.


I’m done being afraid. I’ve got a microphone, 27 years of receipts, and a box of T-shirts for anyone who’s ever been told to 'keep it in the family.' Justice—and rashes—are finally being served.


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Episodes
  • Unscrupulous Sysop
    Jan 30 2026

    Welcome to 1996. The year of "Antichrist Superstar", the acclaimed album by rocker Marilyn Manson. The internet was a digital frontier, and I was a 16-year-old "God" running the Mexican Seafood BBS from my bedroom in North Carolina. But while the world was obsessing over Legend of the Red Dragon and chat rooms, a real-world predator was pulling into my driveway.

    In the Director’s Cut of Episode 3, we’re going deeper than ever before. We’re talking about [CENSORED]: the 32-year-old woman in the white outfit who decided a teenager was the perfect pawn for her divorce war. We’re talking about the "Unscrupulous Sysop"—the label a grown-man cop gave a child to deflect from his own failures.

    And most importantly, we’re burning the house down by looking at the receipts on my father, Steven Sr., who watched his minor son walk out into the night with a grown woman and didn't say a single word.

    In this "Scorched Earth" Director's Cut:

    • The White Outfit: The night at the Ben Bulla scout hut and the grooming of a 16-year-old.
    • The Printer of Doom: The mechanical sound of a marriage ending in real-time.
    • The Psychological Fallout: A deep dive into the "Arrested Development" and neurological damage caused when adults weaponize a child's trust.
    • The 1985 Tease: Why next week's episode involves an alleged crime so egregious it makes the BBS era look like a Sunday school picnic. Everybody knew about it and I only found out about this shit four years ago. A cautionary tale not to worship your heroes.

    ⚠️ LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED: This episode contains detailed accounts of the grooming of a minor, psychological manipulation, and the absolute failure of parental protection.

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    Music Credits:

    • Segment 1: "Black Lotus" by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio
    • Commercial: "Give It" by Brisbane Drive
    • Outro: "Mario Theme Song Remix" by THEWCOOP

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    14 mins
  • From the Parasite Club to Sleepy Hollow
    Jan 29 2026

    They say every family has "glue" that holds them together. In the Meyers family, that glue was my brother Scott. When he died, the seal broke, and the demons came out to play.

    In Episode 2 of THE MEYERS FAMLIY CONSPIRACY we are leaving the chat rooms of the 90s and getting into the passenger seat of a grey 1987 Chevy S-10. It’s a ride through the darkest chapters of my life—from the terrifying erratic driving of an alcoholic father leaving Weaver’s Bar to the sterile, maddening silence of an involuntary psychiatric hold.

    This isn't just a story about trauma; it's a map of how I went from the high of high school graduation ("The Parasite Club") to the absolute rock bottom of a trailer park ("Sleepy Hollow"), with a pit stop in a psych ward isolation room.

    In this episode, we cover:

    • The S-10 from Hell: A bottle of Ibuprofen, a drunk driver, and a terrified ride home.
    • The Breaking Point: How the death of a sibling shattered the family dynamic forever.
    • The Psych Ward: Involuntary commitment, cocaine roommates, and getting roughed up by security.
    • The Reaper: Finding human connection in the most unlikely place—a tattoo on a stranger's arm.

    ⚠️ LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED: This episode contains graphic descriptions of child endangerment (drunk driving), substance abuse, the death of a sibling, and involuntary psychiatric confinement. If these subjects trigger you, please exercise caution.

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    19 mins
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