January was a dog of a month for Spurs, and Frank-ball is starting to resemble sausages left in a hot car boot—soft, smelly, and not fit for consumption. While we mashed Dortmund for breakfast in the Champions League, we continue to roll over in the league, leaving us 15th with little to relish.

Join Owen, Stu, and special guest Fergus as they discuss our January struggles, the thin transfer window, tactical frustrations, and whether our squad quality should have us much higher in the table.

We're avoiding the Frank Out debate (we've made our feelings clear), but there's plenty to discuss about squad depth, injuries, player performances, and whether we're just one proper manager and director of football away from turning it around.

Plus: Doug's meta question about what it would ACTUALLY take to win the Premier League, our favorite skeets from BlueSky, and the ultimate hypothetical—would you take relegation if it meant winning the Champions League?

Come On You Spurs!

CHAPTERS:

00:00:00 - Introduction & The Sausage Chronicles Begin

00:08:12 - Champions League Glory vs Premier League Gloom

00:23:16 - January Transfer Window Review

00:35:00 - The Andy Robertson Saga & Left-Back Concerns

00:42:30 - The Antonin Kinsky Goalkeeper Situation

00:46:14 - Dream Signing: If You Could Sign One Player...

00:48:36 - Doug's Meta Question: When Will Spurs Win the League?

01:02:21 - Skeets of the Month: Social Media Roundup

01:04:40 - The Ultimate Hypothetical: 18th & Champions League?01:10:13 - Squad Quality Reality Check

01:13:46 - Wrap-Up & Sign-Off