The first Bahrain pre-season test is done — three days of drama, driver revolt, and memes. Verstappen called the cars "Formula E on steroids" and liked the memes trashing them. Hamilton hit a 20-year low. And a 19-year-old topped the timesheets. We rank every team from 11 to 1, break down driver reactions, and cover everything that went viral.

Topics covered:

- Driver revolt: Verstappen, Hamilton, and Norris slam the 2026 cars

- Viral moments: Verstappen likes the memes, start procedure chaos

- The compression ratio controversy reshaping the season

- Aston Martin's 206-lap disaster and Newey's uphill battle

- Cadillac's impressive debut (with fake Pirelli tires)

- Racing Bulls, Williams, and Audi's radical B-spec sidepods

- Alpine's Mercedes engine gamble paying off

- Haas and Bearman's surprise rise to P5

- Red Bull Ford engine "the benchmark" — but Verstappen wants out

- McLaren's papaya pain: world champions falling to third

- Ferrari's Leclerc-Hamilton divide and the engineer shake-up

- Mercedes #1: Antonelli fastest, but reliability a question mark

- Championship predictions for 2026

- Five key takeaways the headlines are missing

Timestamps:

00:00 - Intro

00:41 - Driver revolt: Verstappen's "Formula E on steroids"

01:43 - Hamilton's 20-year low, Norris "F2 machinery"

02:47 - Viral moments: memes, start procedure chaos

04:08 - Compression ratio controversy

05:12 - #11 Aston Martin

07:01 - #10 Cadillac

08:16 - #9 Racing Bulls

09:21 - #8 Williams

10:34 - #7 Audi

11:48 - #6 Alpine

13:01 - #5 Haas

14:12 - #4 Red Bull

15:55 - #3 McLaren

17:58 - #2 Ferrari

20:34 - #1 Mercedes

22:50 - Championship predictions

23:34 - Five key takeaways

25:02 - Sign-off

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