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Diarrhea Derby & Sperm Racing: The Future of Fertility

Diarrhea Derby & Sperm Racing: The Future of Fertility

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There are episodes where things stay on track… and then there’s this one.

Episode 201 of The Rizzuto Show is what happens when a completely normal conversation derails into a full-on chaos spiral—and honestly, we wouldn’t have it any other way. What begins with brainstorming slogans for a race suit (because apparently that’s a thing now) quickly turns into what we’re calling the “Diarrhea Derby,” a deeply important discussion about how to make people stay far, far away from you in public.

But just when you think we’ve hit peak ridiculousness, we introduce the concept of competitive sperm racing. Yes, it’s real. Yes, there’s science involved. And yes, there’s actual money on the line. The crew tries to wrap their heads around the idea of fertility becoming a spectator sport, while also questioning everything from modern health trends to whether carrying your phone in your pocket is secretly sabotaging your future.

As this funny podcast continues to spiral, we dive into theories about microplastics, microwave meals, and the questionable invention of Hot Pockets. There’s also a surprisingly deep (and slightly stoned) conversation about how vinyl records even work, proving once again that this show thrives in the space between “brilliant” and “what are we doing right now?”

Of course, it wouldn’t be The Rizzuto Show without Crap on Celebrities, where things get just as wild with celebrity gossip, bizarre headlines, and a few moments that make you question reality altogether. Add in some nostalgic toy talk, behind-the-scenes Hollywood stories, and a birthday shoutout to a living legend, and you’ve got a funny podcast episode that somehow manages to be both completely unhinged and weirdly insightful.

If you’re here for daily chaos, questionable science discussions, and a group of people who absolutely refuse to stay on topic, congratulations —you’ve found your new favoritefunny podcast.Follow The Rizzuto Show → linktr.ee/rizzshow for more from your favorite daily comedy show.

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