The FBCI scores a messy win behind Tuckey’s Big Boy as the Akaname are frozen with paralysis venom and deported via garbage truck, while Vox issues a formal apology (complete with a Busch's gift basket) to Agents Al and Joey for accidentally ruining their sting operation.

In this episode of Not Really Radio, Vox covers major community updates: Tim the Hydra and Candace the Sea Serpent are engaged, militarized deer accompanied by human activists are blocking traffic on Brown Street, and a scurry of squirrels running an 8 mph miniature truck operation was spotted ambushing employees on Occidental. Plus: classifieds, listener questions about turning into a tree, and a mysterious operatic noise haunting Tecumseh.

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Vox gets abducted by the FBCI in a flying bubble tape dispenser, learns the horrifying biological truth about Canadian Geese from Chester Chase, and bids farewell to Thurgood the giant Mothra larva. Plus: switchblade-wielding waterfowl, local classifieds, and listener Q&A.

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The Wampus Cat is terrorizing the Burger King drive-thru, the Deer Whisperer appears to be organizing an army of woodland creatures, a giant worm may be on its way to becoming Michigan's own Mothra, and Vox shares the latest classified ads, listener questions, and completely unreliable local news.