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Compact Dirt Digital Ditties

Written by: John Valby
Narrated by: John Valby
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Publisher's Summary

John Valby sings "Three Blind Crabs", "Who Gives A F**k", "F**king USA", "Little Penis", and many other funny songs guaranteed to make you and your friends laugh till you cry.

Explicit Language Warning: You must be 18 years or older to purchase.

Tracks:

1. Philosophical Bullshit
2. Was It You
3. Candy Bar Poem
4. Three Blind Crabs
5. Shithouse Blues
6. Leprosy
7. Yank My Doodle
8. Ya-Ya
9. Ayatollah Poem
10. Who Gives a F**k
11. Rock 'n' Roll
12. Yo-Ho
13. Gangbang
14. Skeeter
15. Madonna
16. F**king USA
17. Tight Twat Tina 2
18. Arf Rag
19. Little Penis
20. G. Lee's Groove
21. Eat-Bite
22. End of the Month
23. Johnny B. Bad

©1989 John Valby (P)1989 John Valby

"Dr. Dirty" does it again, playing silly and raunchy songs on his old-fashioned piano in front of a live audience. While some of his tunes are original, like "The Candy Bar Poem", many are X-rated versions of classic ditties (such as "Three Blind Crabs", a version of "Three Blind Mice"). Sex acts, delicate parts of the anatomy, and venereal diseases make frequent appearances, so this definitely isn't a listen for the easily offended. Recommended for those who like their humor loud and filthy.

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