Episodes

  • I Said What I Said
    Jul 8 2026

    Some opinions aren't worth fighting over. These absolutely are. Welcome to our collection of completely unnecessary, deeply passionate hot takes.

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    25 mins
  • I Love Him, Your Honor
    Jul 8 2026

    Somehow, the dumbest things are always said with the most confidence. We're talking about our husbands' greatest hits and why we love those lovable idiots anyway.


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    26 mins
  • The Villain in Someone Else's Story
    Jul 8 2026

    None of us are the same person we were 10 years ago—and that's a good thing. This episode is about growing up, owning the mistakes we've made, giving ourselves and others a little grace, and realizing we all owe someone an apology.


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    31 mins
  • So... Who Gave Us a Microphone?
    Jul 8 2026

    Are you curious? Welcome to Absolutely Unqualified! Get to know us, learn how you can send in your most embarrassing stories, and find out why giving us microphones was probably a mistake.


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    3 mins