Most parents dread bedtime, but these two dads? They might actually be creating a bedtime revolution — or just proving why it’s the most exhausting part of the day. After a hilarious deep dive into the chaos of kids’ nightly routines, Mike and Taylor reveal the unending battles of getting kids to follow a simple "brush, pee, pajamas" checklist — a routine they’ve been preaching for years with zero luck. Spoiler: they’re still fighting the good fight (or just fighting).You’ll discover the wild antics kids pull that grind every parent’s gears — from refusal to get ready, to snack chaos, to the infamous poopy pants protest of age six. Plus, they hilariously explore how to (try to) calm kids with classical music, why kids want a family playlist of “Bedroom or Living Room,” and how their kids’ sleep habits reflect their own childhood adventures (think: sneaky egg snatching and disappeared middle-of-the-night snacks). They’ll also share the kitchen-sink approach to bedtime snack rules, how to handle the infamous “I’m hungry but didn’t eat dinner” problem, and secret tactics to survive the torment of multiple bathroom trips.If you’ve ever wrestled this bedtime beast, this episode is your survival guide. It’s chaotic, it’s relatable, and it’s packed with the kind of parenting truth bombs that make you laugh and nod — especially if you’re tired enough to say, “Oh, that’s exactly my nightly battle.” Perfect for parents, sleep-deprived wanderers, or anyone who’s ever had to negotiate with a tiny dictator about bedtimes.And yes, there’s a little reminder that sometimes, you just gotta let the kids win (or lose, or whatever). So pour a glass of wine, brace yourself for bedtime chaos, and join these two dads in a quest to finally conquer the kids’ bedtime bullshit — or at least laugh about it while you’re still sane.

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Most parents will tell you routines are life — until they snap and crave a little chaos. Yep, even the most routine-driven dad has his moments of "Yolo," and tonight’s episode digs into why we secretly love (and secretly dread) sticking to a schedule — especially when it comes to our kids. From sleep tweaks to tailgate hacks, we spill the beans on how routines shape our sanity, our kids’ happiness, and the perfect moments to break free and just... breathe.Forget the mundane. We break down why routines are more than just habits — they’re emotional anchors, trivial traditions, and secret sources of nostalgia. You’ll discover how changing a bedtime routine can feel like a full-on rebellion, why tailgating with duct tape and beer koozies is a sport, and how the simple act of drinking wine while talking routines might just be parenting therapy. We’re also diving into how routines shift when chaos hits, from family vacations to the infamous "duck fart" at Lambeau. It’s wild, it’s funny, and it’s profoundly relatable. You’ll learn:

• The surprising reason routines are more sentimental than practical
• Practical tactics for getting out of kid routines without fully losing your mind
• How adult routines—like working out or eating healthy—are often sacrificed on the altar of parenthood
• Why sometimes, an hour of grocery aisle avoidance is the healthiest thing you can do
• And a whole lot of Wisconsin-style debate—beer, bubblers, and fart jokes included

This episode isn’t just about kids... it’s about adulting hard, finding balance, and realizing that sometimes the best routine is breaking one. Perfect for parents, chaos lovers, or anyone who’s ever wondered if routine is just a fancy word for comfort zone—spoiler: it totally is. Tune in, because your sanity will thank you. (P.S. We promise, no sunflower seeds were harmed in the making of this episode—well, maybe a few. And don’t forget to check out our merch at www.smackinsunflowerseeds.com/2dads1mic for that Father’s Day gift your dad secretly needs.)

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Most dads think Mother's Day is all about breakfast in bed or a fancy gift—they forget the real secret: just not making things worse. Turns out, the biggest gift you can give a mom on Mother's Day is... a day off from the chaos—and the mental load. But good luck figuring out how to make that happen without her rolling her eyes, right?In this hilariously candid episode, we dive into the worst Mother's Day blunders we've ever made—spoiler: asking "what do you want to do?" is rookie territory—and the gift ideas that actually make her smile, not roll her eyes. You'll discover why gas station flowers are a crime, why homemade coupons rarely get redeemed, and how to avoid giving her a self-help book or leftover holiday candy (big nope). Plus, we reveal what moms truly want—hint: it’s not fancy stuff, it’s thoughtfulness, a little relaxation, and maybe a handwritten letter or two.We break down the worst gifts moms say they've received—think weight loss products or gift cards to stores they’d never step foot in—and contrast that with the top wishes: a day of zero responsibilities, heartfelt notes, or special experiences. If you're tired of messing up or just want to finally nail it this year, this episode is your new secret weapon.Perfect for dads who want to surprise their wives instead of setting back the progress with that "last-minute gift," or anyone who’s ever questioned if their gift really hits the mark. Plus, get a sneak peek at our own Mother's Day disasters and a wild new idea for sunflower seed therapy—you’re welcome. So, whether you’re a seasoned pro or just want to avoid the “gift from gas station” label, tune in. Because the best way to celebrate the woman who’s literally raising your kids (and you) is to do less—less stress, less work, and more love. And maybe some bloodymarys. Cheers to that!

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