Well, I Know one thing for sure.. It's not Bloodsport.

Arachnophobia. Not to be confused with Archnophilia, involves John Goodman doing his very best Bill Murray impression, a variety of spiders, as well as a smattering of puppets.

Join us as we witness another family with poor decision making skills!

As the title suggests, there's a dragon, and it apparently needs a good slaying. It's up to the wizard's apprentice to bring down the fire breathing lizard, and save the lives of all the maidens in the kingdom... and to show us his lil' dragonslayer, too!

Get your umbrellas, everyone! Its about to rain... no...rein...oh, no. its about to poop dragons.

Grease up your Bales, its Reign of Fire!

If you like buddy cop comedies, action movies, or just movies in general, you can't really go wrong with this classic. Eddie Murphy stars in a cool action comedy that still holds up pretty well. Also Balki is there.

Enjoy!

I don't even know where to begin here... Paul Walker is a normal high school kid, wearing half-shirts, grabbing balls, and getting mauled to death by lions.

Denise Richards is his secret girlfriend, who somehow winds up with her deceased boyfriend's brain inside a robotic dinosaur.

Do they bang? Yes, it is implied that they do.

Enjoy!

Ho Ho Ho, boy. I don't even know where to start with this one.

You've got an evil Santa, played by a wrestler. You've got a rogue angel, played by someone's grandpa.

you've got an entire town full of the worst kind of human trash imaginable, and let's not forget a complete douche of a protagonist.

Feels like Christmas.

Oh, yeah, and not a single mention of the big JC.

Enjoy!

Just in time for the holidays, comes another "War" in the "Stars" ! but this one takes place in a universe where I guess water is like gold, so these ships all have big ice freezers! However, this, despite being the name of the movie, has little to do with whatever the hell happens in this film.

Enjoy your space Herpes!