I know, I know. It isn't even six minutes. I take a long time to actually tell a joke onstage.

And, these are all "classics." I need to get back to my regular ten minutes. I've been trying a lot of new jokes. I haven't been bombing, but I haven't killed in a while either. This is just the regular ten.

Just a new joke that I need to practice.

This is not much different than they previous practice recordings. Just a bit more refined.

My practice recording for June 24

This is for me to listen to in the car...

I have a new life hack for everyone. This is another practice clip, and it has a few mistakes. If you like it, see me live.

If you have stumbled on this, well, it isn't much. I am preparing for five minutes on Saturday and this is what I have settled on. I need to memorize it and putting it here means I can easily listen in my car, at home, at work, etc... I have a tough time with memorizing.

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