CHEE CHOO KOO CHOO CHURRR CHUR chur. Do you know what that is? That's the sound of the Millennial Spinsters TRANSFORMING into two people that watched Michael Bay's 2007 "movie" Transformers.

What a strange viewing experience Transformers provides. As the "protagonist" Sam Witwicky discovers the world of Autobots and Decepticons, viewers are taken on a strange trip full of NO's, US military propaganda, and just so many minutes filled with difficult to watch robot-on-robot action ;)

The Spinsters being who they are, they drank nearly an entire bottle of whisky while watching this one because... how else were they supposed to make it all the way through the 2+ hour runtime?

Needless to say, things get messy and w e i r d in this episode (in a fun way).

Features, not bugs, of this episode include:

• Much debate and a live Whatsapp poll re: is Bumblebee, the Autobot, handsome?
• The US military sucks, yo!
• Shia LaBeouf is an annoying, abusive prick
• Megan Fox. That's it. That's the bullet point.
• OK BUT WHAT'S THE ACTUAL DEAL WITH THE ALLSPARK AND WHY DOES IT FEEL POTENTIALLY RACIST?

As with all our episodes, you don't need to watch the movie to understand or enjoy this episode. But if you do end up watching, please don't hold it against us.

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