Josh wants to know if it's required for every dentist to be smokin' hot.

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We talked about how it looks like MN Wild Quinn Hughes sees dead Victorian children.

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Originally Aired February 20, 2026: What Canada has on US. Triple dick. Everything you wanna know about finding a dragon in the desert.

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Originally Aired February 19, 2026: Pickle assault. How you get a DUI while sober. Everything you wanna know about getting "caught" masturbating.

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We asked Marcus to rank the importance of his teammates.

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Originally Aired February 18, 2026: Minnesota Wild forward Marcus Foligno. That girl's a Hoover. Everything you wanna know about vagina boobs.

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Josh reminisced about his good ol' baritone days...

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