BETTER LATE THAN NEVER. It's the holiday season! {well it was when this episode was recorded}. The ladies are barely hanging on by a tinsel thread as Christmas approaches at a snails pace. Mallory brings the ladies to the Red Table over some pressing issues, while Jackie accidentally spills some hot, British tea.

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LOOKS LIKE WE MADE IT. The ladies have clawed their way out of the black hole of Christmas break to lay down their predictions for 2026. Mallory debates changing career paths for a new life in film, while Jackie starts brushing off her old dusty Blockbuster resume. The aliens and Bigfoot join forces to help Patrick Swayze save the world, or something like that. Rub your crystals and a pour your champagne for an unhinged kick-off to the new year.

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THIS ONES FOR THE PEOPLE. There’s no topic off limits this week as the ladies bravely take on Billionaires, Santa Clause and the color wheel. Mallory steps back into her child-free era for a whirlwind weekend while Jackie steps into her handsome woman era as she is betrayed by her Google Translate. Slip on your poop-brown leggings, grab a Texas sized margarita and join us as we gear up {and melt down} for the holidays!

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THIS ONE’S FOR THE GIRLS. The Millennial mamas are feeling their age this week as they go off about…. everything! No celebrity, beauty brand or rodent is off limits. Mallory continues to invest in her children’s inheritance of workout leggings while Jackie stabs her in the back with a GLP-1 pen. Tap into your third eye and grab your favorite d*ck chips for the breaking news at the end of this episode!

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GREMLIN, INBRED, GREMLIN, INBRED! Grab your fruity pebbles, pour those dirty sodas and join the ladies as they recap Season 3 of Hulu’s mega hit, “Secret Lives of Mormon Wives”. Friend of the pod, Kathryn, hops in the third seat of our triple stack stroller to help breakdown the Momtok drama.

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GOBBLE GOBBLE. It’s our first annual Thanksgiving Special! Pull up a chair while the ladies share their favorite Turkey {and Tofurkey} tales. Jackie does some soul searching down the aisles of Castorama while Mallory reveals her dirty little McSecret.

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THINGS ARE HEATING UP. The ladies are feeling extra feisty this week as they duke out another long standing feud. Mallory reunites with an old love in Intercourse, Pennsylvania while Jackie is willing to risk anything {and anyone} to white girl dance the night away.

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DOLLA DOLLA BILLS YA’LL. The ladies are strung out on DayQuil and hope this week as they breakdown Bravo trailers, Butterfingers and Bloomin’ Onions. Mallory confesses to her scandalous past as a one time dog napper while Jackie gets involved in a secret Polish underground network.

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