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A Pencil BOB

A Pencil BOB

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Pencil BOB brings you the wildest, weirdest, and most unbelievable HOA drama and Karen stories _Plus dome scifi and horror stories—told with humor and a unique twist. Every episode features original, first-hand accounts of outrageous neighbors, power-hungry boards, and epic showdowns. No recycled internet tales—just real stories from behind the picket fence. If you crave outrageous real-life drama and a peek into HOA madness, this is your podcast. New episodes every week!PencilBOB Art
Episodes
  • HIVE
    Dec 1 2025

    In auniverse ruled by precision and control, survival is neverguaranteed. Hive tells the story of a population designed to serve,to extract, and to obey—but what happens when the systems meant tosustain them vanish? Facing scarcity, decay, and the unknown, theseengineered beings are forced to confront the limits of their design.Every action becomes a gamble, every decision a test of ingenuity. Asroutines collapse and resources dwindle, they must find ways toadapt, collaborate, and overcome obstacles that were never meant forthem to face. Hive is a gripping exploration of resilience,adaptability, and the tension between programming and instinct. It isa relentless, immersive journey into a world where survival dependsnot on authority, but on courage, creativity, and the unyieldingdrive to endure. With danger lurking in every corner and noguarantees of rescue, the stakes are higher than ever, making everychoice critical. Fans of high-stakes survival, intenseworld-building, and morally complex scenarios will find themselvesdrawn into this tense, thought-provoking adventure that questionswhat it truly means to live—and to fight—for one’s existence.

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    6 hrs
  • Earth : Under Warranty
    Nov 30 2025

    In aworld teetering on the edge of absurd chaos, humanity discovers thattheir planet is under the care of a detached cosmic technician—animpartial, indifferent maintainer who fixes disasters they didn’tknow they caused. Entire continents shift, cities vanish andreappear, and weather patterns spin into impossible combinations.Governments issue contradictory orders, citizens improvise with ducttape, kayaks, and inflatable flamingos, and social media explodeswith viral documentation of humanity’s spectacular failures. Panic,guilt, and paranoia grip the globe as people attempt to comply withinvisible rules, desperately tracking rainfall, furniturearrangement, and the unpredictable behavior of wildlife. All effortsare meaningless, yet the chaos carries on, darkly hilarious in itsinevitability. With each repair, the technician broadcasts chillinginstructions about the unseen Warranty Manual, leaving humansscrambling for guidance that may not exist. This is a story of cosmicbureaucracy, human incompetence, and the comedy of being powerless inthe face of forces beyond comprehension. Dark, satirical, andriotously absurd, it explores the limits of human reason, socialorder, and the lengths people will go to avoid paying for mistakesthey don’t even understand. Prepare to laugh, panic, and questioneverything you know about reality itself.

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    2 hrs and 43 mins
  • Quarantine
    Nov 27 2025

    Humanityhas reached for the stars, pushing far beyond the solar system in adesperate search for a second home. Colonies on Mars and nearby moonsthrive, but every expedition to distant worlds ends in failure:hostile environments, deadly microbes, incompatible ecosystems, oralien species that react unpredictably to human intrusion. Asexploration fleets journey ever deeper into space, tension escalateswith each encounter, revealing a species that is bold, ambitious, anddangerous in its own right.

    Back home, fear grows within human command. What if a unifiedalien force retaliates? Discussions of planetary defense andprotection intensify, leading to massive engineering projectsdesigned to safeguard Earth, Mars, and the outer colonies. Unknown tohumans, some of their supposed allies work quietly behind the scenes,guiding the construction of systems far beyond human comprehension.

    As the network grows, so does uncertainty. Glitches appear,strange behaviors at the edges of the solar system are reported, andthe line between safety and something far more ominous begins toblur. Humanity must confront its own vulnerability, its limitations,and the unpredictable nature of the universe it seeks to conquer. Howfar can human ingenuity go before the cosmos pushes back?



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    5 hrs and 49 mins
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