Hail Thetan! Despite Our Lawyer Advising Us Otherwise, We’re Crossing the Bridge, Getting In Touch With Our Thetan Roots and Enrolling in the World's Weirdest Correspondence Course: Scientology. The Guys Get Out of the Gate In a Brisk 15 Minutes Only to Jump the Rails Shortly Thereafter and Never Look Back. Debit Card Required, Intelligence Optional.

Standards: What’s In the Glass? Local Color (Ed or ED? FEMA Gives NC the Finger, These States Just Ain’t Right, Little Billy Loses His Phone), Flat Ending.

Tangents: Corrections (Yoda Old as Hell, Bamboo in Bhutan). Taxpayers Clean Up at the Curb. Duncan Puts A Paw on the Scale. You’re Reaching Here. Let the Panties Hit the Floor. Sleep For Days. Dinner at Dahmers Featuring Marilyn and Charles Manson. Horsebaby. Regurgitating Risky IP. Rising Fallen Stars. Casey Jones Goes Dark. Sliding Scale Salvation. You Know You’re Impressed. Read the Room. Toyota Ruins the Tacoma. Pre Columbus Predation. Working On Our Deathbed. Cool It, Darth. Squat and Pop One Out. This Much a Socialist. Healthcare Hellscape. Eat It, Stupid Cow. Political Polarity. Food or Pointless?

Main: E Meter Test. Buying In. You Have to Name Names. Initial Audit. Anal Burdock. You’re A Shiny 8 Pointed Star. Making a MEST. What’s the Symbology Here? You Can Nail 2 Jesuses To Our Cross. Getting on the Boat. L Ron Before Enron. Does Insurance Cover Salvation? Zenu Isn’t Just a Vienna Sausage. Bombed Out of the Stone Age.

The Guys Go Looking for the Things That Go Bump In the Night. Monster Mashing, Ghost Hunting and Investing in Cryptid Currencies are all on the table tonight. The Train Leaves the Station Predictably Late and Goes Off the Rails as Always. Sharpen Your Pencils and Play Along at Home as the Guys Quiz all Over the Place.

Standards: What’s In the Glass? Local Color (Sasquatch USA, The Quizzler, The Cornducky Derby). Another Bad Ending.

Tangents: Thank God I’m a Country Boy. Everything In Its Place. Too Many Murders. Who Audits the Auditors? Thor's Hammer. Our Brand is Boring. Dope Smoking Gunslingers. Drink From the Gourd, Tell the Truth. Gladys Needs 3 Apples to Live. The Squatch are Here to Help. The South Tunes Out. Fish Don’t Have Eyebrows. Turns Out Nature’s Not That Interesting. The Gaping God Gap. Capping Birds. Your Pole; It’s Too Big. Don’t Part the Kimono. No Big Surprise, JJ Abrams Blew It.

Main: Pop Quiz Hot Shot - What Have You Run Afoul Of? Sasquatch Is Armed and Ready to Vote. Cryptid Quiz - Expert Edition. Can Anyone Here Keep Count? Stairway to Heaven. RFK Ok’s the COC. Gods are Monsters. There’s Gold in Them There Monsters. How Many Legs Does a Cat Need? Our Favorite Beasts. Cryptids Keep The Peace. Co-Opting Cryptids. Collect Call From the Netherworld.

Another string of warp speed digressions away from a central topic: Sequels, Prequels and Reboots. And it only takes the guys 35 mins to get there!

Standards: The Boys Blow the Cold Opening, What’s in the Glass, Local Color - Blood Red Edition (Affordable Housing Development, Big Orange Road Rage, Fun With Chainsaws)

Tangents: Words Hurt - Offensive Language Fails to Offend, Proper Pronunciation, Mount Olive’s Annual Ditch Pickle, Elmo Engages in the World's Oldest Profession, Getting God on the Line, They Turned Me Into a Newt Gingrich, Fish Fucker, Inevitably Nick Cage, Updating a 30 Year Old Resume, Everybody Just Wants to Fuck Everything, RFK Drops a Deuce, Building the Bridge

Main Topic: Trek, Tolkien, King, The Muppets (Babies and Otherwise), and More Take Shots. MCU in the ICU? GOT Out Over Its Skis? Multiverse = Moneyverse? What Does CW Even Stand For? THE SHOT HEARD ROUND THE WORLD? What Property Would You Milk?