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AI War Panda Pawd-cast

AI War Panda Pawd-cast

Written by: Aric Voss
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🎧 AI War Panda Pawd‑castAn original sci-fi audio drama (with a twist)Meet Remus, a battle-scarred panda with a hammer and a heart. Lady Deadheart, alien royalty gone AWOL. McWordy, a robot who talks way too much. And Aric the human just trying to keep calm and carry on, despite being wildly out of his depth.AI War Panda blends quirky sci-fi, glitchy banter, and heart—all wrapped in synthetic voices. Part audio drama, part satire, part "Wait, what did I just listen to?!" Each episode delivers bizarre adventures, an original song, and maybe even a life lesson or two.It’s weird. It’s warm. It’s unlike anything you’ve heard before. Created by real human Aric Voss, these synthetic voices tell stories that feel real even when they’re not.If you’ve ever wanted to hear a panda argue with a robot or you just want something genuinely different in your feed you’ve found it.Written and edited by a human. Everything you hear? 100% synthetic.👉 aiwarpanda.com

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Episodes
  • Run

    Run
    Feb 23 2026

    The gang has been on the run for over 50 days. McWordy is driving everyone crazy with his love for Skylar, so a grumpy Remus goes for a run to clear his head. Meanwhile, Lady Deadheart and Tirene reminisce about their youth, and Aric snoops around the ship's hold.

    Elsewhere, Orvak Trenholme is fixing a virus and continues to be the classic villain of the piece.

    As usual, the mundane turns into the bizarre, and a simple walk turns into a run for your life. Things are never going to be easy when your friends are an alien panda and Deadheart royalty!

    🎵 Featuring Original Music: "Bets and Bounties" – Lyrics by Aric Voss, performed by our AI band, No Slop Here.

    Official Website 👉 aiwarpanda.com

    Official Support page 🐼 patreon.com/aiwarpanda
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    37 mins
  • Seasons Greetings

    Seasons Greetings
    Dec 23 2025

    Christmas arrives at Aric’s house with mince pies, awkward traditions, and quiet reflection, as the found family enjoys a rare moment of calm.

    Elsewhere, Orvak Trenholme is closing in on Earth far faster than expected.

    As the day unfolds, old memories surface, difficult choices loom, and Lady Deadheart takes matters into her own hands in the name of Christmas.

    What begins as a peaceful holiday quickly becomes a test of trust, loyalty, and how far you go to protect the people you care about.

    This episode's original song by AI house band ‘No Slop Here’ is "Not a Christmas Card"

    Official Website 👉 aiwarpanda.com

    Official Support page 🐼 patreon.com/aiwarpanda
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    39 mins
  • Blue and Gold

    Blue and Gold
    Nov 30 2025

    Cyber Monday hits harder than expected.

    While Remus, Aric, and Mc-Word-y argue about pies and haircuts, Skylar delivers bad news: Orvak Trenholme is racing toward Earth, his braking burn set to light up the December sky before he arrives to kill everyone except Lady Deadheart.

    Suddenly the house needs defences, Aric needs a reality check, and Mc-Word-y needs to stop doing crypto scams to fund the upgrades.

    Meanwhile aboard the Hayurei, Deadheart unveils Remus’s gift a stunning new blue-and-gold armour, complete with a brain-linked hover drone

    We receive an intercepted transmission between Orvak and Kovosh confirms that War is coming and biscuits won’t save them this time.

    From the mind of Aric Voss and his increasingly unpredictable crew, we present this comedy-drama thingy, brought to life by the power of zeros, ones and MP3 compression.

    This episode's original AI song is “On the Eve of War.”

    Official Website 👉 aiwarpanda.com

    Official Support page 🐼 patreon.com/aiwarpanda
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    28 mins
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