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Absolutely No Adventures

Absolutely No Adventures

Written by: Destiny Howell
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 Absolutely No Adventures is a fantasy (un)adventure podcast that follows Sig, the owner of Signature Eats bakery, as he aggressively avoids becoming embroiled in any daring quests or chosen one shenanigans even though the universe really seems to want him to do just that. Follow Sig as he chills with his friends and stays far, far away from the slightest whiff of adventure. And bakes. He also bakes.Copyright 2026 Drama & Plays
Episodes
  • S2E11 - SPECIAL Mazed and Confused

    S2E11 - SPECIAL Mazed and Confused
    Jan 8 2026

    In which Sig has a family reunion.

    Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Luxe is Nina Nikolic. Dolph is Chase Noseworthy. The Maze Guardian is Edward Stokes.

    Produced and edited by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen.

    Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/

    Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.

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    40 mins
  • S2E10 - Necessary Evil: 4 - The Greater Good

    S2E10 - Necessary Evil: 4 - The Greater Good
    Oct 28 2025

    In which Sibella has a change of heart.

    Season 3 of ANA is now crowdfunding: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/absolutely-no-adventures-season-3/x/23915260#/

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    Queen Sibella is Blythe Renay. Prince Casimir is Connor Bushoven. Xander is Justin Nelson. Serene Sorceress Adelaide is Roberta Jackson.

    Sound Design by Tal Minear. Theme music by Jakub Żerański.

    Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/

    Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our Bluesky, @noadventurespod.
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    23 mins
  • S2E9 - Necessary Evil: 3 - The Lesser Evil

    S2E9 - Necessary Evil: 3 - The Lesser Evil
    Oct 21 2025

    In which Sibella shows school spirit.

    Season 3 of ANA is now crowdfunding: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/absolutely-no-adventures-season-3/x/23915260#/

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    Queen Sibella is Blythe Renay. Prince Casimir is Connor Bushoven. Xander is Justin Nelson. Persephone is Emily Zwiefel.

    Sound Design by Tal Minear. Theme music by Jakub Żerański.

    Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/

    Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our Bluesky, @noadventurespod.
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    18 mins
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