Episodes

  • Episode 8 - Special Election
    Mar 29 2021

    The season finale! There are consequences. Maybe. Mallory and Ben may have never actually incorporated the business or paid for insurance. Uh-oh.

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    11 mins
  • Episode 7 - Acquired
    Mar 15 2021

    After the the Murder Games, Assassin.ly becomes an industry joke.

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    17 mins
  • Minisode - Interrogation
    Mar 1 2021

    The Borough Murder Committee asks hard-hitting questions.

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    4 mins
  • Episode 6 - Murder Games
    Feb 15 2021

    In an effort to fundraise and gain popularity, Assassin.ly participates in the first annual Murder Games. Equipped with Drano and a plastic cauldron from Party City, Kill Witch ventures into the arena.

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    20 mins
  • Episode 5 - Defunded
    Feb 1 2021

    Mallory’s grandma revokes funding and awards it instead to Mallory’s mom to set up an Esty store. The team has to fundraise and come up with products that people want but don’t need.

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    14 mins
  • Episode 4 - Subscription Pricing
    Jan 18 2021

    Assasin.ly introduces Netflix-style subscription pricing. We learn about the company’s first (totally intentional) murders.

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    15 mins
  • Minisode - Potions My Coven Doesn't Endorse
    Jan 10 2021

    Kill Witch throws together homemade lip balms and face masks, all in the time it takes you to fly into a rage.

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    6 mins
  • Episode 3 - Now Hiring
    Jan 4 2021

    Mallory interviews and hires two New Age assassins: Crystal Murderer and Kill Witch.

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    18 mins