Misanthrope Radio – Season 2 Episode 8

In this episode, Lorenzo confronts the practical challenges of turning his distinctive voice into a profitable side hustle while staying true to the unapologetic spirit of Misanthrope Radio. He explores the realities of audiobook narration, demonstrates his impressive (and completely inappropriate) vocal range, reflects on the faded stardom of Marilyn Manson, and ends with an important disclaimer rooted in real-life stories.

Segment 1: The Audiobook Narrating Job I Cannot Get

Lorenzo opens up about his attempts to diversify his income through voice-over work, particularly audiobook narration. After completing five audiobooks with limited success, he identifies the core obstacle: the current market preference among independent authors for voices that do not sound like a “Judeo-Christian white male.”

Rather than complain, he decides to give the industry exactly what it claims to want — with hilarious and explicit demonstrations of female romance narration, flamboyant gay romance, street-level crime drama, and even an elderly memoir voice. The segment showcases both his talent and his frustration with being judged by his default voice and appearance.

“Nobody wants a fucking white guy who sounds like a white guy to read their fucking audio books anymore. Unless it’s some kind of self help book or a book about saving money.”

“If you can’t beat them, join them. Give them exactly what they want.”

Segment 2: What Happened to Marilyn Manson

Shifting gears, Lorenzo wonders aloud why Marilyn Manson — once considered the most dangerous man in music — has largely faded into obscurity and become something of a joke. He revisits the artist’s peak era, plays dramatic readings of lyrics from “This Is the New Shit” and “The Beautiful People,” and questions whether the songs ever held real substance or if nostalgia and parental disapproval drove their appeal.

The discussion touches on how society’s definition of “evil” has shifted dramatically in two decades.

“What the fuck has happened in the world that Marilyn Manson is now a joke?”

Segment 3: Disclaimer and Show Close

Lorenzo feels it necessary to clarify that the outrageous “man training” story in the audiobook demo was based on a real conversation with an elderly relative, though dramatized for comedic effect. He stresses that he does not condone such behavior, but notes how normalized certain stories seemed to previous generations.

The episode closes with a call for listeners to leave reviews, bring cool guests, and resist overly sensitive outrage culture.

Links and Resources

• Follow Lorenzo on X: https://x.com/ModeratelySpea1