Sometimes all you want is a quiet seaside lunch…

a bench overlooking the waves, a warm bag of chips, and a few peaceful minutes by the sea.

Unfortunately, the seagulls have other ideas.

Join Blindman Makes for a funny seaside story filled with salt, vinegar, suspiciously organised seagulls, and one increasingly desperate attempt to protect a perfectly good lunch.

Featuring musical stings and the original song:

“Oi Seagulls Leave My Chips Alone”

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A gentle introduction to the world of The Mushroom Men of Misilanina.

In this episode, take a quiet walk through the forest and meet some of its most curious inhabitants, including Shiitake, Portobello, Chanterelle, and Button.

Offering a first glimpse into a magical forest where not everything is quite as it seems — and where many more adventures are still to come.

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What starts as a perfectly ordinary morning quickly turns into something… rather less ordinary.

Percy P. Wobbleton is a respectable man with an important meeting to attend.
Calm, composed, and always in control… or so he believes.

But when a small and very inconvenient problem begins to follow him through his day, Percy finds himself doing everything he can to keep up appearances — with increasingly questionable results.

From the street…
to the shop…
to a very serious meeting…

this is a story about dignity, determination…
and a situation that simply refuses to be ignored.

A light-hearted, slightly awkward, and very relatable comedy story from Blindman Makes — part of the Wiggles and Tickles series.

Stay tuned after the story for a fun musical twist.

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In this one-off Blindman Makes story, Sir Dunkalot shares a tale that’s a little bit crunchy… and a little bit confessional.

After returning home from a gig, he finds crumbs on his jacket and questions on his mind — and a familiar temptation calling from the biscuit tin.

With Biggie quietly watching, Indy nearby, and Jackson never too far from the warmth of the Aga, Sir Dunkalot must face the truth behind his gingernut habit.

Set in the world of the Biscuit Detectives, this story offers a light, humorous introduction to the characters, with more adventures — and possibly longer stories — to come.

Featuring:
Lady Biscotti
Sir Dunkalot
Biggie the Biscuithound
Indy, and Jackson.

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Welcome to a deliciously dramatic Blindman Makes story…

Crust and Crumbs: The Musical is a playful, music-filled tale set in a world where baked goods have big personalities, bold dreams, and even bigger rivalries.

When a proud Pork Pie and a sweet but determined Jam Tart find themselves caught between tradition and temptation, sparks begin to fly. With catchy songs, cheeky humour, and a sprinkle of heart, this story brings together flavour, friendship, and a touch of chaos from the tea tray.

Featuring original music, lively characters, and a warm, storybook style, this episode is perfect for listeners who enjoy a bit of fun, a bit of drama, and a lot of crumbs.

So get comfy, maybe grab a snack…
and step into the world of Crust and Crumbs.

In the quiet village of Butterbottom, scones are more than just something to eat… they are a way of life.

But not all scones see eye to eye.

On one side are the bold and savoury cheese scones. On the other are the sweet and charming fruit scones. For generations, they have never shared a plate.

Until one unexpected moment changes everything.

A warm, light-hearted story about rivalry, curiosity, and discovering that sometimes the best things come from bringing differences together.

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A Little Fart Monsters story from the Blindman Makes collection.

Toot Toot is small, kind, and just a little bit cheeky. But when he floats into school one morning, he quickly discovers that quiet places don’t always stay quiet…

Set in a very serious school assembly, this playful story follows Toot Toot as he tries his very best not to cause any trouble at all.

A warm, funny tale for listeners of all ages.

The journey comes full circle as the Cheese Family return to Fromageville, welcomed not as travellers, but as legends.

In this final chapter, the maps fall quiet, the scroll is sealed, and the village gathers to celebrate what has been learned, shared, and stirred along the way. Stories are retold, fondue flows freely, and the family finally have space to rest beneath a familiar sky.

But endings in the Dairylands are never quite final. As the laughter fades and the parchment lies blank once more, there is a sense that curiosity never truly settles — it simply waits for the next moment to rise.

This is the conclusion of The Cheese Family Chronicles – Volume Two: The Fromageville Explorers: A Welcome Home🧀✨

And for now, the Cheese Family rests… until the next adventure.