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Blood $atellite

Blood $atellite

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Two Caucazoid psychos living in Canada and Hong Kong discuss dissident right politics, conspiracy theories, fringe spirituality, ideal catastrophe futures, far-right-cenobite culture, harmonyjamming, Canadian politics, splainsplaining, genocidal irony, and probably sex and video games or whatever. Political Science Politics & Government
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  • YEAR OF THE CRASH IN
    Jan 16 2026

    Dimes and Judas discuss the death of Scott Adams and the death of Renee Good at the hands of an ICE Agent. After covering an article by “Men and the City” on the Global Margin Call that is resulting in Canadian real estate holdings being frozen by banks, the boys review the book “A History of Canada in Ten Maps: Epic Stories of Charting a Mysterious Land” by Adam Shoalts. Here they discuss the wild adventurers who filled in the map of Canada, giving special focus to early encounters with Aboriginal tribes, their wars, their cultures, and their savage ways.

    Timestamps:

    00:41 – The Death of Scott Adams and Reading His Death Letter

    12:37 – Fondly Remembering the Alzheimer’s Funny Papers

    15:03 – Imagining the Perfect Bed Death

    18:52 – Renee Good was Shot by an ICE Agent

    34:49 – Defending Social Humiliation

    43:06 – Canadians Lose Access to Real Estate Funds to Avoid Run on Bank

    48:27 – Global Margin Call Part 3: Sell Everything!

    1:07:33 – Judas Goes Long on Silver and Tungsten

    1:10:59 – Fraud is Eugenic

    1:14:41 – Dimeswife Watches Star Wars for the First Time

    1:16:38 – Discussing Fallout Season 2

    1:20:13 – “Good Intentions Gone Bad” and the Failure of Reconciliation

    1:22:11 – “Canada in Ten Maps” Review Begins

    1:26:51 – The Vikings Discover Canada

    1:30:26 – The Adventures of Fools Gold Kidnapper Jacques Cartier

    1:35:54 – The Adventures of Kingslayer Samuel de Champlain

    1:47:00 – Pierre-Esprit Radisson and the Founding of Hudson Bay Company

    1:53:22 – Matonabbee and Hearn: Losing Wives and Humiliating Lewis and Clark

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    2 hrs and 5 mins
  • Accelerationism Wears a Toga, Mr. Hitler
    Jan 9 2026

    Dimes and Judas discuss the civilizational consequences of pirate moms making diet coke chicken and Trump’s brazen abduction of Venezuela’s president Nicolas Maduro. After exploring the globally cataclysmic Exothermic Core-Mantle Decoupling – Dzhanibekov Oscillation (ECDO) theory, they begin their review of the book “The Dawn of Canadian History” by Stephen Leacock. This short analysis from the early 20th century gives an overview of the varying Aboriginal tribes found in Canada, what level of societal advancement they were at, and what could be expected from forging relationships with them. Lastly, on this edition of The Copepranos Society, we present the audio recording of the Canada Banquet from Millenniyule 2025 featuring Dimes, John Carter, Fortissax, Course of Empire, and more!

    Timestamps:

    02:29 – The Dissident Right is Just Guys Bein Dudes

    05:35 – Eyepatch Bigmom makes Diet Coke Chicken (Good Ending)

    10:42 – What is Better than Rice and Salt?

    13:43 – Danny Trejo Excited About Meeting a Guy Who Works at the Ice Cream Factory

    15:38 – A Good Crushed Family Scenario

    18:05 – Media Admits Children Were Killed by Covid Vaccine to Defeat the Right

    23:38 – A Lengthy Discussion of Nicolas Maduro’s Abduction

    1:15:44 – Explaining Exothermic Core-Mantle Decoupling – Dzhanibekov Oscillation

    1:25:22 – Pregnant Dimes Missed Positron Day in Science Class

    1:27:28 – Show News: New Magazine Launch, April Event Earlybird Tickets

    1:31:53 – “The Dawn of Canadian History” Discussion Begins

    2:09:14 – Millenniyule 2025 Canada Banquet Begins

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    3 hrs and 56 mins
  • BSNL28: OneBC Xtreme
    Jan 2 2026

    Dimes and Judas discuss the implosion of the OneBC Party and do a live review of the short TVO documentary "What's Fueling White Nationalism in Canada?" They will also discuss the limits of the Patronagepill and a recent viral clip starring The Collinses about whether race is genetic. It's the first stream of consequence in 2026! Lastly, on this edition of The Copepranos Society, Dimes appears on Based Maidens to discuss the "Paving Over the Public" documentary released last year, tease what can be expected from the followup, and catch up with what has traspired with Canadian mass migration since its release.

    Stream begins at 9:40.

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    3 hrs and 59 mins
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