Episodes

  • Ep 16 - Your Sport Sucks
    Jan 29 2026

    Do you want to fight? Good, because we sure don't.

    Sorry, I've had to much coffee already.

    This ep is a beaut, it's got everything.

    Well, it's got four things, but they're good.

    There's some stuff about movies, some other stuff and Simon's theory of the one sport that every one openly talks smack on.

    Like I said 'beaut'

    Get on it, and we'll see you again soon.

    -The budz

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    35 mins
  • Ep 15 - Iron Man Dies
    Jan 4 2026

    New Year, New Us.

    It's the exact same, but we have new socks on from Christmas, so our confidence is through the roof.

    Stop being bored at work or operating heavy machinery and listen to Jai and Simon talk nonsense for an hour.

    We're talking golf and sucking at it. Good shopping etiquette. Elon Musk still sucks.

    This is a special episode because Simon sings a thing.

    Come and check it out

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    1 hr and 4 mins
  • Ep 14 - We Might Be Drunk
    Dec 2 2025

    This week, the buddies take a page out of Mark Normand and Sam Morril's book and get a little wrecked before, during and after recording. It went good, which is a bad thing for their health.

    Have a listen while Jai and Simon get into robots, Jack Doherty's arrest (haha, btw), and their sponsor challenges.

    It's a wild one. Enjoy and tell a loved one x

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    51 mins
  • Ep 13 - Pot-Bellied Goblins
    Nov 24 2025

    This week, the two idiots in charge get in to some real stuff. We're talking hoaxes.

    We're talking Alex Jones. We're talking whether Simon's tattoos have the ability to turn nice people in to douchebags. There's also some stuff about the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame, dinosaurs, not being able to talk good, and this special episode features a distant sneeze from Simon's fiancé.

    We just went viral. Get on it

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    40 mins
  • Ep 12 - The Pillow Fort Problem
    Nov 16 2025

    "...man dances on roof of cop car afters losing a fight to a goose"

    This week is a good one. So get in to it.

    Simon forces Jai to play a (un)deadly game with zero consequences.

    Jai dutch ovens himself. It's unrelated.

    Then, they talk endgames and how to deal with seagulls stealing lunch.

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    1 hr
  • Ep 11 - The Ballad of Rat Boy
    Nov 9 2025

    This week Simon recounts the story of going to an Italian festival and wanting to punch two different people.

    Jai tells a story of meeting a man on Venice Beach with a pet rat.

    They also get into one of the worst film ideas that is currently in production.

    There is probably some other stuff as well, also.

    So come get stuck and check out this bad boy.

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    29 mins
  • Ep 10 - The Rubik's Cube Kiss
    Oct 28 2025

    There's way too many spiders in this episode. Well, there's seven, so maybe there is not enough. It's a fair bit though.

    This week the buddies talk about the new season of Monster (terrible show but perfect impression to upset loved ones), Simon learns about a new powerful owl and Jai works out how he wants to go to going to prison. Hit that like button or whatever, the internet sucks.

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    42 mins
  • Ep 9 - Microscopic Rumble
    Oct 21 2025

    Are you ready to rumble? What about miniature rumble? Like a microscopic rumble?

    If so, we have you covered.

    This week, the buddies get rowdy. Jai has returned from Japan, Simon discovered his new favourite obscure sport, Jai missed his big break, and they talk about the worst type of content to edit. Let's burn some books. Or not, whatever, we're just trying stuff out.

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    52 mins