The only thing better than a love story is a love story with lesbians. And a house of mysterious origins. And a grating patriarchal neighbor getting what he deserves. And bunnies. We unpack the politics of queer attraction, and find the genius in hiding Chekov's gun in plain sight for your readers. Tune in next week for part 2, where we answer the question: will our World War II gays get their happy ending?

Tampons, oedipal complexes, and a poop city: this book really does have it all! Is it really all one big veiled autobiography? We wax poetic and resolve little to nothing. Maybe the real road trip is the podcast friends you make along the way. We love you lots rate review subscribe xx bisous

Content warning: suicide, infant death

Do you guys like time travel? Spider robots? Preserving your free will in the face of sinister hive-minded political agendas? Or are you just fed up with online dating? Give us your hand and let's violate some causality. Love you in the past, present, and future xx bisous bisous

Content warning: child death

You can’t spell Yellowface without YELL! We are longwinded but fortunately are pleased at ourselves. We talk, the twittersphere (🙅🏻‍♀️!) and ponder author motivations. If you like us as yappers or as insignificant specks of dust, go listen and rate and review! We hate Spotify ON PURPOSE, go find us anywhere else. xx bisous bisous

Content warning: death, suicidal ideation, sexual assault

"Cat Person" short story: https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2017/12/11/cat-person

"Cat Person and Me": https://slate.com/human-interest/2021/07/cat-person-kristen-roupenian-viral-story-about-me.html

Our first episode is out!! We talk about Big Swiss, the gay foray, and making men uncomfortable. If you like us as people or important public figures pls go listen and rate and review! We are on Spotify FOR NOW and we recommend you cancel your subscription. Find us elsewhere. xx bisous bisous

Content warning: suicide, sexual assault