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Boring Geography For Sleep

Boring Geography For Sleep

Written by: Sleepless Geographer
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Drift off to the slow violence of tectonic plates and the patient erosion of ancient rivers. We explore Earth's strangest landscapes, deadliest environments, and the geological forces that have been reshaping continents long before humans existed, and will continue long after we're gone. Consider this your bedtime story for a restless planet.Sleepless Geographer Earth Sciences Science
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  • Boring Geography For Sleep | What SURVIVING in The Empty Quarter Desert is Actually Like and more
    Feb 19 2026

    Tonight we are drifting into the Rub al Khali, the Empty Quarter Desert, one of the largest seas of sand on Earth. In calm, sleepy detail we explore what surviving here is actually like, from water and navigation to heat, wind, and the quiet logistics of moving through dunes that never stop shifting.

    Along the way, we zoom out into the geography that builds this extreme environment, the dune fields, gravel plains, salt flats, and the geology beneath the sand. Expect soft spoken, no stress storytelling about desert landscapes, arid climate, and the forces that shape the Arabian Peninsula, perfect for sleep, relaxation, or background listening.

    📚 Chapters:
    0:00:00 Nightfall on the Endless Sand
    0:12:43 Dunes Like Slow Ocean Waves
    0:25:26 Wind, Heat, and the Desert’s Daily Routine
    0:38:09 What’s Under the Sand (Older Ground, Hidden Plains)
    0:50:52 Rare Rain and Sudden Rivers That Don’t Last
    1:03:35 When This Place Was Greener (A Calm Look Back in Time)
    1:16:18 From Mountain to Grain of Sand (The Long, Quiet Journey)
    1:29:01 Living and Moving Through Emptiness (Routes, Camps, and P...
    1:41:44 Stars Over the Empty Quarter (Orientation and Quiet Scale)
    1:54:27 The Same Earth, Different Extremes (A Gentle World Tour B...

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    2 hrs and 7 mins
  • Boring Geography For Sleep | Why You WOULDN'T Survive The Chernobyl Exclusion Zone and more
    Feb 18 2026

    Tonight’s boring geography for sleep drifts into the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone, where abandoned towns, contaminated soils, and quiet forests create one of Earth’s strangest human made landscapes. In the calm, slow style of the Sleepless Geographer, we explore why you would not survive here, from radiation exposure and hot spots to crumbling infrastructure, wild animals, and the simple problem of getting lost in overgrown terrain.

    Along the way, we zoom out to other extreme environments and the forces that shape them, including harsh climates, unstable ground, and geological hazards that turn ordinary maps into survival puzzles. Settle in for a soothing mix of geography, geology, and real world risk, designed to help you relax, learn a little, and fall asleep.

    📚 Chapters:
    0:00:00 A Quiet Arrival in the Forbidden Forest
    0:15:43 Water That Never Stops Working
    0:31:26 Marshland, Mist, and Soft Ground
    0:47:09 Mountains That Pretend to Be Permanent
    1:02:53 Volcano Country, Where the Ground Has a Temper
    1:18:36 Deserts, the Art of Slow Dehydration
    1:34:19 Coasts That Keep Falling Apart
    1:50:03 Ice Landscapes and the Long Memory of Cold
    2:05:46 Returning to the Exclusion Zone, Where Nature Reclaims th...
    2:21:29 The Slow Comfort of a Restless Earth

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    2 hrs and 37 mins
  • Boring Geography For Sleep | How River Meandering CREATED The Okavango Panhandle and more
    Feb 17 2026

    Drift off with some gently boring geography as we trace how river meandering carved the Okavango Panhandle, shaping one of Africa’s most fascinating wetland landscapes. In classic Sleepless Geographer style, we keep it slow, calm, and quietly detailed, perfect for sleep, relaxation, or background listening.

    You will learn how shifting channels, sediment deposition, erosion, and floodplain dynamics can guide a river’s path over time, building the curves, cutoffs, and long corridors that define places like the Okavango Delta. Along the way, we explore more sleepy examples of meandering rivers, oxbow lakes, and the forces that sculpt Earth’s surface, all explained in a soothing, easy to follow way.

    📚 Chapters:
    0:00:00 Night Arrival at the Panhandle
    0:12:55 How a River Learns to Bend
    0:25:51 Oxbow Lakes and Abandoned Curves
    0:38:47 The Okavango’s Strange Promise: A Delta Without the Sea
    0:51:43 Why the Panhandle Exists
    1:04:39 Sand, Silt, and the Soft Architecture of Water
    1:17:35 Where the Water Goes: Sun, Sand, and Sky
    1:30:30 A Slow Calendar of Flood and Dry
    1:43:26 Other Gentle Meanders: Rivers That Draw While They Move
    1:56:22 Quiet Return: Water Moving in the Dark

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    2 hrs and 9 mins
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