Welcome to Bottom Shelf Bible Study with your hosts Jesse Cole Ward and Peggy Caroline Murphy, where we crack open the Bible with cheap liquor and cheaper takes. This week, we’re diving headfirst into the Song of Solomon, the Bible’s steamiest love letter that’s basically Proverbs after a blunt and a barista hookup. From shade-throwing beloveds to raisin-powered romance, we butcher this ancient smut with our signature chaos—think myrrh-soaked misadventures, baby-making season, and doves cooing like they’re in a rom-com. Is it love, lust, or just too much wine? Join us as we gloriously screw up the scriptures with gems like “grab her right by the pussy” and “taste my sex.” Expect crude laughs, unhinged banter, and proof the Bible’s spicier than your ex’s group chat. Subscribe, rate, and don’t miss the next banger—or you’ll be wandering the city squares looking for your beloved.

Pyro-Prophet & The Sons of Thunder is a darkly comedic, biblically-fueled podcast that dives headfirst into the wildest, weirdest, and most fire-laced stories from scripture—no flannelgraph, no filter. Hosted by irreverent storytellers with a reverence for truth, this show takes you from Old Testament chaos to New Testament thunder with sharp wit, absurd characters, and raw spiritual insight.

Whether it’s Elijah calling down fire on 100+ soldiers, James and John trying to napalm a Samaritan village, or modern faith getting roasted on a divine altar, this isn’t your grandma’s Bible study. Expect satire, sacred fire, and surprising takeaways as we explore what happens when real faith meets divine combustion.

Come for the heresy. Stay for the holiness.

Welcome to the bonfire of bad religion.