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Broke Ass Dads

Broke Ass Dads

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Marriage. Kids. Big purchases. And zero time to figure it all out.


Welcome to Broke Ass Dads — where Jordan and Scott keep it real about the chaos of dad life, modern marriage, and the endless carousel of kids’ activities, late-night Amazon regrets, and questionable financial decisions.


👨‍👧‍👦 From carpool logistics and custom SUVs to dance recitals, travel sports, and debating whether the third-row was really necessary — this is the honest, hilarious ride of fatherhood and adulting. Whether you're commuting to work, killing time at a practice, or hiding in your garage for peace and quiet, we've got your back.


We talk big life stuff:
🏠 Buying homes
🚗 New cars
🛫 Budgeting for vacations
💰 Saving (or trying to)
👶 Raising little humans
❤️ Staying married through it all


If you’re a dad trying to survive suburbia with some dignity and a sense of humor, you’re in the right place.

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Episodes
  • Butter Knives, Bowl Games, and Broke Ass Holidays
    Dec 16 2025

    The dads are back… briefly. In this holiday hiatus episode of Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott cover everything from one of the wildest coaching implosions in college football history to Indiana’s shocking rise as a legit football powerhouse. From butter knives and scandals at Michigan to the subjectivity of the Heisman Trophy, the guys break down why some programs crumble while others finally have their moment.

    They also dive headfirst into the chaos of December dad life: holiday parties, work deadlines, freezing football games, gift overload, spoiled kids, discipline vs. “fun parent” debates, and why modern parenting feels like financial death by a thousand Amazon packages. Add in cold weather misery, haircut planning, holiday travel, and a candid announcement of the show’s first real break, and you’ve got a classic Broke Ass Dads episode—equal parts sports, sarcasm, and survival.

    The dads sign off with gratitude, laughs, and a well-earned holiday hiatus before coming back strong in the new year.

    🎙️Broke Ass Dads — The podcast for dads trying to survive fatherhood, finances, and their wives’ online shopping habits.

    🔗Listen & Subscribe: https://tinyurl.com/BrokeAssDadPod

    📪 Connect with us: Broke Ass Dads on Instagram & TikTok, www.brokeassdads.com

    New episodes every Tuesday because dad life isn’t cheap! 😂

    #BrokeAssDads #DadLife #WhereDidMyMoneyGo #Podcast


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    33 mins
  • Old Guys at the Bar: Indiana Banners and Banter
    Dec 9 2025

    In this hilarious, high-energy episode of Broke Ass Dads, Scott and Jordan recap a wild night out as they venture from their quiet suburban lives into the chaos of Wrigleyville to watch Indiana clinch its first outright Big Ten Championship since 1945. From freezing on the train surrounded by Gen-Z “six-seven” chanters, to getting bullied by overconfident 20-year-olds at Sluggers, to witnessing Ohio State implode in spectacular fashion — the dads break down every moment with their signature sarcasm and storytelling.

    They dive deep into Indiana’s insane football turnaround, the fallout of Ohio State’s missed chip-shot field goal, why Georgia might be the most dangerous team in the playoff, and whether Notre Dame is becoming the biggest sore loser in college football. The guys also reflect on aging, dad responsibilities, late-night Taco Bell decisions, and what it means to party like you're 22 when you’re definitely… not.

    Perfect for fans of sports banter, dad humor, and unfiltered real-life ridiculousness.

    🎙️Broke Ass Dads — The podcast for dads trying to survive fatherhood, finances, and their wives’ online shopping habits.

    🔗Listen & Subscribe: https://tinyurl.com/BrokeAssDadPod

    📪 Connect with us: Broke Ass Dads on Instagram & TikTok, www.brokeassdads.com

    New episodes every Tuesday because dad life isn’t cheap! 😂

    #BrokeAssDads #DadLife #WhereDidMyMoneyGo #Podcast


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    33 mins
  • Thanksgiving Aftermath and the Corporate Holiday Party Dilemma.
    Dec 2 2025

    In this week’s episode of Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott crawl out of the Thanksgiving haze—20 pounds heavier, slightly injured (thanks to some aggressive turkey carving), and fully traumatized by long restaurant tables and family politics. The guys break down the chaos of hosting, “kids vs. adults” table conversations, cousins walks, and the magical transformation from Thanksgiving to full-blown winter overnight.

    Then things take a turn as Jordan exposes his jam-packed December dilemma: corporate holiday parties, networking events disguised as “holiday cheer,” six-hour Teams meetings that may or may not include dinner, and more confusion than one man can handle. Scott attempts to talk him off the ledge (while also roasting him mercilessly), offering wardrobe tips and decoding what actually qualifies as a holiday party.

    From snowy Midwest vibes to HR-approved cocktail hours, this episode hits the sweet spot of dad life, corporate nonsense, and holiday season comedy.

    🎙️Broke Ass Dads — The podcast for dads trying to survive fatherhood, finances, and their wives’ online shopping habits.

    🔗Listen & Subscribe: https://tinyurl.com/BrokeAssDadPod

    📪 Connect with us: Broke Ass Dads on Instagram & TikTok, www.brokeassdads.com

    New episodes every Tuesday because dad life isn’t cheap! 😂

    #BrokeAssDads #DadLife #WhereDidMyMoneyGo #Podcast


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    31 mins
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