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Can You Don't?

Can You Don't?

Written by: Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt
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Can You Don't? is a weekly, comedic podcast where Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt delve into the depths of the Internet in order to retrieve the best and worst examples of humanity, while openly mocking themselves along the way for being complete idiots.

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  • Can You Don't? | Castaway. Gushers. Push Door. Shoe Phone.
    May 20 2026

    Pro tip: when you're getting arrested and the cops ask you to call your family, don't take your shoe off and try to use it as a phone. It's not a good look. Let's talk about that, what really is the color of the middle light on a stoplight, a wild night with some wild girls, plastic wrapping a nativity scene to save time next Christmas, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!


    *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***


    New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST


    Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/Ksftwq0hysM


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    1 hr and 31 mins
  • Can You Don't? | Canned Salmon. Verification. Penguins. Comforter.
    May 13 2026

    Doesn't it seem like the older you get, the sadder visiting Las Vegas becomes? Bryan just went there and returned with some wonderful examples of the sadness. Let's talk about that, having a giant black sex toy glued to your forehead for five years, drawing on fake mustaches in order to bypass age requirements online, raising money for brain cancer treatment through a lemonade stand, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!


    *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***


    New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST


    Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/YbHL_2K6678


    Send in segment content: heyguys@canyoudontpodcast.com

    Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com

    Merch Inquires: store@canyoudontpodcast.com


    FB: http://facebook.com/canyoudontpodcast

    IG: http://instagram.com/canyoudontpodcast

    YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt


    Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com


    Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen


    Fan Mail:

    Can You Don't?

    PO Box 1062

    Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816


    Hugs and tugs.

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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    1 hr and 16 mins
  • Can You Don't? | Old Lady. Bee Truck. Tissue Mirror. Super Wake.
    May 6 2026

    Have you ever danced with a random old lady in a grocery store parking lot? No? Maybe you should. Let's talk about that, and SUUUUUPER WAAAAAAAAAAAKE! That's it... it will all make sense.


    *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***


    New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST


    Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/LfNhwd336c4


    Send in segment content: heyguys@canyoudontpodcast.com

    Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com

    Merch Inquires: store@canyoudontpodcast.com


    FB: http://facebook.com/canyoudontpodcast

    IG: http://instagram.com/canyoudontpodcast

    YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt


    Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com


    Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen


    Fan Mail:

    Can You Don't?

    PO Box 1062

    Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816


    Hugs and tugs.

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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    1 hr and 33 mins
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