Dust off that old tinfoil hat you hid in the closet when you "realized" that conspiracy theories are lame and fake, because now it's 2026 and reality is no longer a given.

Listen to us bounce around some conspiracies, get confused, talk about cults, connect dots that may or may not exist, and spend a good chunk of time talking about everyone's favourite dead financier, Jeffy Epstein.

It is a messy episode, questionable at best. and it will probably make less sense the further in you get.

Enjoy!

In the midst of a global pandemic, when people were finally allowed to go out and celebrate--while staying 6 feet apart from each other in case one spoke too moistly--one dumbshit had a "mission."

Carl Girouard killed two people and injured five others using a katana before police arrested him.

"My dear Listener,

How very kind of you to descend this far.

You now find yourself seated within the Holiday Crawlspace Theatre, a most intimate venue buried beneath floorboards, frost, and works of great fiction. Tonight's performance is a seasonal selection of unease--carefully unwrapped tales featuring familiar faces in unsettling scenes.

I shall be your host, Alistair Crowe, guiding you between the acts, minding the lights, and ensuring no one leaves before the curtain falls. Now, please, do make yourself comfortable--there is no intermission, and the exits have a habit of moving...

Warmest regards,

Alistair Crowe

Host, Holiday Crawlspace Theatre"

On this TRUE CRIME podcast Christmas Special, the Crawlspace Boys, with the help of Keeper Claus, accidentally summon Krampus. Uh oh!

Now they have to come up with three spooky Christmas stories or feel the birch wood!

Tune in to find out how they're ever gonna get out of this one!

Special thanks to Liam aka @funnyfacefanatic on instagram for all the help with voices and Jaimying this episode.

music used: Jingle bells from the public domain.

In this episode, we descend into the disturbing case of Wayne Clifford Boden: one of Canada's most brutal and methodical serial predators.

Join us and discover how he earned the title the "Vampire Rapist".

The Crawlspace Society is in session for Halloween. We have conjured up 3 absolutely terrifying campfire stories for your listening pleasure this Devil's Night!

"The Tale of the Ghostly Brakeman" by Cory Beherns.

"Breaker, Breaker, on Highway 16" by Sean Hawryliw

"The Hallowing" by Jesse Anderson.

Happy Halloween!

When a decorated Canadian Air Force Colonel was revealed to be a serial predator, the country was left in shock. This month we dive deep into one of the darkest chapters in Canadian true crime--the double life of Colonel Russell Williams.

The Crawlspace Keeper is back with another murder ballad just for you! This time his buddy,The Count, brings his Vampiric flavour to a slow, drowsy tale about everyone's favourite killer nurse from Woodstock, Ontario, Elizabeth Wettlaufer...That's right, folks! It's the Angel of Agony...the Mistress of the Needle... this is Little Bethe Parker.

**Russell Williams: the Hunt for the Perfect Corset will return on October 13th, 2025**