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Pull up a chair, adventurers — tonight the tavern welcomes a true Forever DM with ink-stained notes, battle scars from whiteboard maps, and a whole book of legends forged at the table.

Rudy sits down with Morgan from Heroes of Evermore, storyteller, Dungeon Master, author, and champion of turning live-play chaos into fully realized fantasy novels. What starts as a conversation about D&D roots quickly spirals into puzzles no one solved, doors that should’ve just been turned, and dragons that absolutely should not have been jumped onto mid-flight.

In This Episode You’ll Hear:

Heroes of Evermore, From Table to Book Morgan breaks down how a two-year live-play campaign became a novel with perfect reviews, epic narration, and an upcoming audiobook — all without losing the soul of the original game.

The Forever DM Life Why Morgan DMs, how it started, and what happens when you’re the one holding the world together while players try to punch gods.

Puzzles vs Players The infamous “fifth-grade puzzle” incident — solved only after an hour… by flipping it over.

Doors Are the Real Final Boss Locked doors. Unlocked doors. Doors turned into shields. Heroes of Evermore proves that no door is safe.

Medieval Spider-Man Energy Artificers, gunslingers, arachnoid stalker rogues, +19 sleight of hand, wall-crawling, red eyes under cloaks — nightmare fuel in the best way.

Nat 20 Glory A shy Dragonborn cleric jumps onto a dragon mid-battle, wrestles it in the air, and crashes it into a siege engine — killing ogres and cementing legend status.

Nat 1 Trauma A monk decides to fistfight a Kraken. A rope is involved. The Kraken wins… briefly.

Redemption Through Gunpowder Explosions, teamwork, barrels in mouths, and cinematic regurgitation save the party in true D&D fashion.

The DM Walk-Out Song Morgan reveals the song he’d choose if he ever walked onstage to DM the biggest table of his life — and it hits.

Welcome back to the tavern, Lords and Ladies — Season 3 has officially begun, and things immediately go very, very wrong.

While CJ and Rudy were busy enjoying freedom, sunlight, and functional chairs, Dante was left behind — abandoned, incarcerated, spiritually entrapped, and forced to survive the city dungeon with nothing but grit, trauma, and a new best friend named Slippery Rick.

So naturally… the show opens under new management.

For a brief, terrifying moment, Dante seizes control of Chat 1 & Done, introduces his prison-forged co-host, and lays out some very clear ground rules involving arcane portals, milk crates, and what happens if CJ and Rudy interrupt.

Spoiler: They interrupt.

In This Episode You’ll Hear:

Dante’s Prison Arc Wrongful incarceration, unpaid bail, and the emotional toll of being forgotten by your employers.

Slippery Rick’s Debut Career criminal. Toe-eater. Problem solver. An absolute menace and Dante’s new ride-or-die.

CJ & Rudy Return… Poorly Claims of posted bail, mysterious missing gold, and the shocking realization that Dante has been teleporting this whole time while everyone else paid bus fare.

The Chair Incident Milk crates are introduced. Chairs are questioned. At least one chair must be burned.

Arcane Portals & Threats Dante reveals a new magical ability and makes it very clear: cooperation is not optional.

The Prison Story Begins A candlelit grove. Immaculate vibes. Consent felt implied. Foreshadowing was ignored. The transformation starts.

And that’s where the episode leaves you — mid-story, mid-trauma, and fully aware that Season 3 is going to be unhinged.

Pull up a chair, adventurers — this one’s for all of you.

In this special Holiday / Season 2 Recap episode of Chat 1 & Done, CJ and Rudy kick back in the tavern to reflect on everything that went right, everything that went off the rails, and everything that somehow worked anyway. No guest interviews this time — just gratitude, chaos, and a whole lot of love for the community that made Seasons 1 and 2 possible.

This episode is part recap, part teaser, part emotional send-off, and part drunken tavern monologue delivered with a raised mug and zero planning.

In This Episode You’ll Hear:

How Chat 1 & Done Somehow Survived Two Seasons From “we didn’t think this would last” to planning Season 3, CJ and Rudy reflect on how a tavern-style D&D podcast grew into a real community.

A Look Back at Season 2’s Guests From Dice Circus to The Crit Awards, Nomadic Bard to Coffee & D&D, the crew reminisces about meeting creators from all over the world and how every single guest showed up humble, hilarious, and down-to-earth.

Dante’s Legacy (and Legal Troubles) Skeletons with W-2s. Mermaid bathwater. Haunted nonsense. Dante’s news segments get their flowers — even if he’s currently locked in the dungeon awaiting bail.

Favorite Moments & Unplanned Chaos The moments where everyone broke character, lost it laughing, or watched a guest immediately jump into the madness without hesitation.

Why This Isn’t a “Professional Podcast” — On Purpose No scripts. No polish. No gatekeeping. Just nerds in a tavern asking questions, sharing laughs, and celebrating tabletop culture.

Community Over Clout Why this show isn’t about “cornering the market,” but about lifting up creators, staying connected, and building something genuine.

Season 3 Teasers

• Returning guests
• New faces
• Possibly multiple Coffee & D&D members at once
• Maximum chaos guaranteed

Holiday Thanks & Final Words A sincere thank-you to listeners, guests, supporters, lurkers, Discord members, and everyone who shared an episode, laughed along, or just stuck around.

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Welcome back, weary travelers — and pull up a chair one last time. The candles are low, the mugs are full, and the tavern is absolutely unhinged as Chat 1 & Done wraps up Season 2 with none other than Mac from Coffee & D&D.

This isn’t just another episode — it’s the final pour of the season, and we go out exactly how we came in: laughing too loud, flirting with danger, and immediately derailing the conversation.

CJ and Rudy sit down with Mac to talk D&D origins, Pathfinder beginnings, online campaigns across time zones, and why every suspicious basement is either haunted or the perfect D&D room. Sometimes both.

In This Episode You’ll Hear:

Mac’s Origin Story From Pathfinder barbarian roots to 5e chaos, Mac shares how a simple “hey, wanna play?” turned into years of dice, friendships, and late-night sessions.

The Curse of Time Zones Why playing D&D online means someone is always tired, someone is always drinking coffee, and someone is definitely playing past their bedtime.

Real Estate… But Make It Murder Dungeon A completely normal discussion about moving spirals into haunted basements, sacrifice rooms, hooks in ceilings, and the universal truth: That’s not a red flag — that’s a sick D&D setup.

Edition Talk Without the Gatekeeping Pathfinder vs 5e, skill systems, accessibility, and why some editions feel crunchy while others feel like rolling with training wheels (and that’s not a bad thing).

Aging in the TTRPG Hobby Graduation years, warehouse jobs, college regrets, and the slow realization that everyone at the table is somehow younger than you now.

Season 2 Reflections No one expected a Season 2. Somehow, here we are. Against all odds. No healer. No planning. Still standing.

This episode feels like closing time at the tavern — the kind where nobody wants to leave, but the fire’s dying down and the bartender is giving you that look.

Welcome back, weary travelers, and gather ‘round the tavern table — because tonight’s guest isn’t just rolling for initiative… she’s rolling for DINNER.

This week, Rudy, CJ, and Ciro welcome Jaime from D20 Dinner, the legendary crafter of handmade resin dice and the mastermind behind the world’s most chaotic meal-planning system. Why choose dinner the normal way when you can let a D20 decide whether you’re having sushi, tater-tot chili cheese casserole, or peanut-butter squid sandwiches?

Yes. That last one is real. We’re sorry.

In this episode, we dive into the culinary chaos, dice-making magic, partner-trolling, and Midwest casserole nostalgia that fuels Jaime’s unique D&D-meets-food universe. And yes — we also drool over the Wagyu steak dice, which may be the most delicious-looking dice set ever forged.

In This Episode You’ll Hear:

The Origin of D20 Dinner A simple “What do you want to eat?” spiraled into spreadsheets, 12 sheets of entrees, 240 meal options, and a Nat 1 vegan nightmare the world will never forget.

The Best and Worst Rolls So Far

• Nat 20: Homemade sushi & favorite restaurant nights
• Nat 1: Mystery Vegan Disaster Meal (so bad they made frozen pizza as a backup)
• Surprise Win: Chili Cheese Dog Tater Tot Casserole — a tavern classic is born

The Chaos Rolls Continue Followers contribute recipes, cultures collide on the spreadsheet, and suddenly you’re learning whether blackened tilapia is a blessing or a curse.

How Dice Meal Planning Became a Wholesome Journey From overcoming picky eating to trying dishes from around the world suggested by fans — all powered by dice.

Handmade Dice Crafting Magic Including the now-iconic Wagyu steak dice, inspired by a character named Arbiptholomew whose life mission was basically… inventing Arby’s in a fantasy world.

Food Talk Goes Off the Rails Hot sauce shrines, jalapeño bases, casserole trauma, sushi enlightenment, and why Midwesterners can turn anything into a bake.

Future Projects Jaime shares plans for class-themed cookbooks, like:

• Barbarian Cookbook: Meat.
• Cleric Cookbook: Soups & soul-healing foods
• Druid Cookbook: Carrots and vibes

This episode is equal parts wholesome, hilarious, hungry, and absolutely unhinged — a perfect fit for the tavern.

Welcome back, weary travelers! Tonight the tavern doors swing open for a true force of nature — the CEO, founder, and chaotic-good soul behind The Crit Awards… Ivy!

That’s right: one of the hardest-working storytellers, community champions, and multi-hat-wearing wizards in the entire TTRPG realm pulls up a chair, and immediately things go off the rails. Just the way we like it.

CJ and Rudy chat with Ivy about everything from award-show ethics to ocean Sasquatches (“Seaquatch,” write that down immediately), mothfolk with emotional-support lamps, and why rumors started by adorable characters are the deadliest form of psychological warfare.

And yes — Dante derails the show with a live report from a haunted brothel, because of course he does.

In This Episode You’ll Hear:

How Ivy created The Crit Awards — a community-driven, fully verified, ethically run celebration of TTRPG creators, performers, DMs, artists, and storytellers.

The insane amount of work behind the scenes:

• 50+ categories
• verification teams
• conflict-of-interest logs
• public criteria
• hundreds of submissions
• SOLD OUT live events

The story of Ivy’s origin as a DM — starting by WRANGLING 12 brand-new players at once, all newbies, all chaos, all vibes.

How the OGL disaster unwittingly sparked one of the most important community initiatives in the TTRPG space.

Upcoming games, including her adorable chaos-filled Halloween “Night of Hollows” one-shot involving mysterious jack-o’-lanterns and kobold-transforming candy.

The absolute menace that is her Mothfolk character Sabella:

• Lamp-obsessed
• Sweet as sugar
• Starts petty rumors like a magical Regina George
• Accidentally becomes a cannibal bear for 10 minutes

The NPC name she regrets to this day and the cursed French blacksmith accent that haunts her soul.

A full round of Magic Items or Malarkey, where CJ snipes another win like the D&D trivia goblin he is.

And finally, Ivy shares one Nat 1 that shattered her heart and one Nat 20 so powerful it literally ripped Avernus open.

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Pull up a chair and mind the suspiciously crunchy snacks—tonight the tavern is sponsored by sore muscles and cursed dice.

In this episode of Chat 1 & Done, CJ and the crew welcome Kali from Reps & Respawns to the table. She’s a D&D-loving, video-game-streaming competitive powerlifter who turned OCD, numbers, and a past eating disorder into something stronger: a love of lifting heavy and being unapologetically buff.

Between clanks of imaginary plates and clatters of d20s, the party dives into:

• How Kali went from obsessing over calories to channeling that obsessiveness into powerlifting and self-growth.
• The way OCD and dice rolls collide at the table (including the joy and trauma of multiple nat 1s in a single session.
• Her favorite character types, from Legolas-inspired elves and rangers to newer loves like monks and fighters.
• The absolute chaos of early-campaign mistakes—like trying to steal a horse, slapping its ass, and triggering a full equine chain reaction.
• Her all-time Nat 20 moment: pulling Strahd himself into a ray of sunlight with an improvised action and ending Curse of Strahd as his “little ray of sunshine.”
• The creative side of Kali: streaming, editing, and writing her fantasy novel “Tales of the Hollow Heart.”

You’ll also hear the gang play 30-Second Backstories, where everyone frantically invents a history for Liron Duskveil, a half-elf warlock with a fiendish patron named Fred, and things escalate into cursed surfing, eldritch beach vibes, and unhinged fanfic energy.

If you like your podcasts with equal parts gym inspo, D&D chaos, and unfiltered tavern laughter, this one’s your next listen.

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Welcome back, brave adventurers! Tonight the tavern smells of sawdust, leather, laser scorch marks, and the faint aroma of a honey badger hopped up on cold brew — because we’re joined by the incredible Meghann from Elm Rose Designs!

Rudy and CJ roll initiative on a night of laughter, crafting chaos, Florida crop-top weather, and why none of us should be trusted around lasers (especially CJ, who WILL stare directly into the beam like a moth to a flame).

Meghann sits down at the tavern table to talk about her gorgeous handcrafted journals, dice boxes, mimics, sweaters, and more — all so beautiful they make adventurers say, “I want one… but my handwriting is too ugly for this.”

In this episode, you’ll hear: How Meghann started crafting magical items worthy of any adventuring party — from engraved wooden journals to 3D mimic dice boxes. Why her creations are so gorgeous they belong in a wizard’s study (and why Rudy refuses to write in them). The now-famous snake-and-sword engravings, the mimic box everyone wants, and the sweater line that’s about to empty our bank accounts. Insight into her tools (yes, CJ nerds out HARD when the lasers come up). Meghann’s ongoing campaigns and why her Druid has beef with a caffeine-fueled honey badger. A dramatic reenactment of Rudy’s absolutely unhinged D&D notes (“Chicken Vendor Goblin. Bloody Diamond. Necromancer Punch. ???”). A Nat 1 and Nat 20 story that hits harder than a barbarian with Great Weapon Master.

And of course, she jumps into Dungeons & Decisions, battling CJ in a D&D trivia showdown across all editions — and yes, Meghann lands some big-brain 3.5 lore hits.

By the end of the night, you’ll be laughing, inspired, and probably loading items into your cart at Elm Rose Designs.