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Chattoos

Chattoos

Written by: Mark Hardy and Lyndon Minor
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We like tattoos, we hope that you do too... but if you don't then that's okay, we'll all still have fun anyway.

We're the tattoo show with a twist! We do lost of silly things.

So grab a cold drink or brew, pull up a pew.

Welcome to Chattoos!

Each episode, Tattooists Lyndon Minor and Mark Hardy speak to a guest about tattoos, tattooing and life in general. There’s fun, games, songs and occasionally some real talk. It’s a light-hearted look behind the curtain of tattooing. Join us!

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Lyndon Minor - @lyndon_minor_tattooist

Mark Hardy - @deeperthanwar

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Episodes
  • Dr Evil and the Piercing Queen

    Dr Evil and the Piercing Queen
    May 15 2026

    Episode 6, and the Chattooists invite Mac “Dr. Evil” McCarthy and Jo Webster into the studio.

    We talk tattoo shows, piercing, hypnotherapy, and issues of consent within the body modification world.

    We also play a very silly game of “pierce Mark’s face”.

    Give these guys a follow on Instagram:

    https://www.instagram.com/jowebsterpiercing?igsh=cWo1NWNoNG0zdnc5

    https://www.instagram.com/drevil666?igsh=MWluMTI0ZTlvMWprOA==

    Check out the Summer Scream and the Halloween Bash tattoo shows, too!

    https://linktr.ee/thebashevents?utm_source=ig&utm_medium=social&utm_content=link_in_bio&fbclid=PAdGRleARz8rJleHRuA2FlbQIxMQBzcnRjBmFwcF9pZA8xMjQwMjQ1NzQyODc0MTQAAaeUplmoUle87jmHxi3ey0ArItjDEYXj_loXUGrxD9Uq5Aj5lwrse01nJam2YA_aem_R77fIgp2Zk_NbESgefmwqg
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    1 hr and 12 mins
  • Cookie Monster PART TWO

    Cookie Monster PART TWO
    May 9 2026

    The chattoists are joined again by tattoos “Mr Christmas,”, Simon Cooke, aka Cookie.

    We find out about his first car, his passions and more. And we play some silly games, too!

    Go check out part one first if you haven’t already!!

    Check out Simon on instagram: @tattoo_simoncooke
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    1 hr and 29 mins
  • Cookie Monster PART ONE

    Cookie Monster PART ONE
    Apr 29 2026

    The chattoists are joined by industry legend and all round fun guy, Simon Cooke, aka Cookie.

    Cookie not only runs The Ink Spot in Newcastle Under Lyme, but also hosts the Winter Tattoo Festival. His larger than life personality gives Mark a run for his money, and creates confusion for Lyndon.

    We discuss conspiracy theories, dressing up, and Lyndon challenges the boys to a quiz to try to figure out who is the imposter..

    Two Marks means double the daftness, so this is part one!

    Check out Simon on instagram: @tattoo_simoncooke
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    54 mins
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