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Chemohawk Sessions

Chemohawk Sessions

Written by: Falsetto Prophet
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Dear Podience, Welcome to Chemohawk Sessions, an anthology series podcast. I'm a carbon-based lifeform who got, fought, conquered cancer; fled my droll career to air this passion project. I was restless as an office drone; my cancerous plight confirmed the cost of chasing an unfulfilling career. My first session: White-Collar, Black Belt, offers black belt mastery of white-collar survival through shared experiences, pointers and amusing confessions. I'm Falsetto Prophet, you're Podience; together, let's unwind the daily grind. - Falsetto *Intro/outro song Island Dream courtesy of Chris HaugenFalsetto Prophet Hygiene & Healthy Living Psychology Psychology & Mental Health
Episodes
  • "Look Stick, Stupid" Slick Flick Pick: Chaos Theorem--Costly Sins of Spared Expenses; Ashy Butts (Prey of Bird and the Magic Word); (When You Gotta Go Green Jello); (Jurassic Park, 1993); (With REAP)
    Jun 30 2026

    Hello Cinematic Fanatics! When you gotta outlast, you gotta podcast!

    Today is a special Slick Flick Pick edition with none other than REAP, that is Rare Eagle April Paige!

    We talk about the folly of fucking with science, the longevity of Goldblum's career, and the dangers of children in domesticity and creatures in captivity.

    P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.

    -Your Worthwhile Cinephile

    To learn more about Artist Antics with April, the person behind the voice of today's coveted guest appearance, please see below:https://www.youtube.com/@AprilPaigeFineArt

    April Paige Fine Art is a space where creativity, community, and conversation come together. On this channel you’ll find fine art painting videos, studio processes, artist interviews, and more. April shares the creation of her original paintings, from concept to canvas, along with insights into the artistic process, inspiration, and the realities of building a life in the arts.The channel also features 'Artist Antics with April', a series highlighting conversations with artists, creatives, and cultural voices about their work, experiences, and the creative journey.Whether you’re an artist, collector, or someone who simply loves art, this channel offers an inside look at the making of art and the people who create it.


    April Paige Owner & Fine Artist

    April Paige Fine Art http://www.AprilPaigeFineArt.com

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    2 hrs and 10 mins
  • Moving Further Down South, Expanding Your Company Through Word of Mouth and Befriending Strangers with a Low-Key Sailor's Mouth--How to Disarm and Mind your Family Business (With H Marks the Ceiling)
    Jun 22 2026

    Greetings Faux Poets and Loyal Listeners,

    Today, H Marks the Ceiling and I wax poetic about shifting perspectives connected to medical awareness and struggles, the value of a good, loyal, mammalian companion, and how to select and stick with the A-1 correct flooring installer!

    -Your worthwhile cinephile: Mr. Prophet and the selfless and smartass H Marks the Ceiling.

    P.S. (ProcrastinatedStatement)

    *Intro/outro song, All I Am, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.

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    2 hrs and 3 mins
  • Ghosted by Daddy and His Slick Sidekick Flick Pick: Mann Unkind--Imperfect Docking and Dilated Tick Tocking; Where There's a Will, There's a HathaWAY; ( TX Drawled Daddy Ghost); (Interstellar, 2014)
    Jun 10 2026

    Greetings Cinematic Fanatics,

    Today, Modest Adonis and I talk about the vastness of outer space, the thickness of Anne Hathaway's lips, one way trips and slick-eyed TX drawled tear slips. We talk about this visually stunning odyssey and about 6,000 other topics!

    -Your worthwhile cinephile: Falsetto Prophet and the real savior of mankind: Modest Adonis.

    P.S. (ProcrastinatedStatement)

    *Intro/outro song,Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.

    Fact Check Follow Ups:

    *Courtney Gains is an American character actor best knownfor his portrayal of Malachai in the 1984 horror movie Children of the Corn.

    *Charlyn Marie "Chan" Marshall better known by her stage name Cat Power, is an American singer-songwriter. Cat Power was originally the name of her first band, but has become her stage name as a solo artist.

    *Kelly Yates is a prominent American comic book penciller, inker, and graphic designer best known for his extensive work on Doctor Who comics for both Titan Comics and IDW Publishing.

    *Yes, asteroids are significantly bigger than meteors. In fact, the term "meteor" only refers to the streak of light—or "shooting star"—created when a smaller space rock burns upin Earth's atmosphere.

    *Samuel Jackson:

    Best Supporting Actor – MotionPicture PulpFiction Nominated

    1997 ATime to Kill Nominated

    *Wes Bentley NOT Wes Studi

    *Yes, the movie The Impossible (2012) is based on thetrue story of María Belón and her family, who survived the devastating 2004 Indian Ocean tsunami while on vacation in Thailand.

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    3 hrs
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