Episodes

  • UNLOCKED – No Holds Barred (1989)

    UNLOCKED – No Holds Barred (1989)
    Jul 12 2026
    Unlocked from behind the paywall. For brand new episodes of Cinema Crespodiso, subscribe today at Patreon.com/Crespodiso! “Chris and Drew go beyond the mat and take down the 1989 wrestling action classic NO HOLDS BARRED! Is Kurt Fuller the best actor ever? Is this Joan Severance’s biggest movie? What does it mean to be laid, relayed and...
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    1 hr and 15 mins
  • UNLOCKED – Universal Soldier (1992)

    UNLOCKED – Universal Soldier (1992)
    Jul 26 2026
    Unlocked from behind the paywall. For brand new episodes of Cinema Crespodiso, subscribe today at Patreon.com/Crespodiso! “Chris and Drew surprise themselves with a rewatch of the 1992 sci fi action classic UNIVERSAL SOLDIER! Why doesn’t this movie get more love? Does Roland Emmerich not care for human lives? Is JCVD best at playing an undead brainless...
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    1 hr and 9 mins
  • UNLOCKED – Cliffhanger (1993)

    UNLOCKED – Cliffhanger (1993)
    Jun 28 2026
    Unlocked from behind the paywall. For brand new episodes of Cinema Crespodiso, subscribe today at Patreon.com/Crespodiso! “Chris and Drew go all in on the 1993 mountain based action classic Cliffhanger! How do you pronounce Lithgow? Is this Michael Rooker’s most normal character ever? Who is Brett and who is Evan and why does it matter? Should...
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    1 hr and 16 mins
  • UNLOCKED – Out For Justice (1991)

    UNLOCKED – Out For Justice (1991)
    Jun 14 2026
    Unlocked from behind the paywall. For brand new episodes of Cinema Crespodiso, subscribe today at Patreon.com/Crespodiso! “Chris and Drew talk in depth about the 1991 action classic that is OUT FOR JUSTICE. Why is this the culmination of Seagal’s Golden Era? What’s up with that whole mafia storyline? Did we even need the separated wife subplot?...
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    1 hr and 26 mins
  • UNLOCKED – Total Recall (1990)

    UNLOCKED – Total Recall (1990)
    May 31 2026
    Unlocked from behind the paywall. For brand new episodes of Cinema Crespodiso, subscribe today at Patreon.com/Crespodiso! “Chris and Drew go long on the 1990 sci-fi action classic that is Total Recall! Is it all a dream or did it really happen to Quaid? Did Paul Verhoeven get a deal on bulk squib purchases? What is on...
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    1 hr and 25 mins
  • UNLOCKED – The Warriors (1979)

    UNLOCKED – The Warriors (1979)
    May 17 2026
    Unlocked from behind the paywall. For brand new episodes of Cinema Crespodiso, subscribe today at Patreon.com/Crespodiso! “Chris and Drew talk all about the 1979 cult classic The Warriors! Is Cyrus supposed to be Jesus Christ? What are the difference with the book? What happened to Fox? Can Chris name all nine Warriors? All this and more...
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    1 hr and 8 mins
  • UNLOCKED – Timecop (1994)

    UNLOCKED – Timecop (1994)
    May 3 2026
    Unlocked from behind the paywall. For brand new episodes of Cinema Crespodiso, subscribe today at Patreon.com/Crespodiso! “Chris and Drew break down the insane time travel inconsistencies and whackiness of the 1994 sci fi action classic Timecop! How does time work in this movie? Is time travel purely subjective? Did it have enough nudity? Why did they...
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    1 hr and 21 mins
  • Florida Film Festival 2026 Reviews

    Florida Film Festival 2026 Reviews
    Apr 26 2026
    As part of episode 645 of Cinema Crespodiso, Chris reviewed a few movies from the 35th annual Florida Film Festival. Here are reviews of Normal, Frogtown, and Kikuyu Land, as well as a partial review of an unnamed movie out of respect for the artists premiering the film and looking for distribution. There was also...
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    19 mins