Episodes

  • E277 – Obsession - What Would YOU Do?

    E277 – Obsession - What Would YOU Do?
    Jun 15 2026
    If you’ve ever considered spending $6.99 on a supernatural trinket to fix your love life, please listen to this episode before making a catastrophic mistake. The hosts break down the five-star cinematic trauma that is *Obsession*, a film that proves "nice guy" Bear should have just taken the hint instead of wishing for his crush to love him "more than anything else in the world." From wall-crawling possession vibes to a jump scare so intense it nearly caused property damage to the theater ceiling, this movie is a wild ride through the ultimate "be careful what you wish for" scenario. It’s a hilarious, disturbing, and deeply traumatizing look at why you should always consult an LLM for ironclad wording before inviting demonic entities into your social circle. Whether you're here for the "what would you do" scenarios or the shared trauma of the most "out of nowhere" moment in cinema, this episode covers it all with zero notes and plenty of sass.
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    30 mins
  • E275 - Tuner - What Would YOU Do?

    E275 - Tuner - What Would YOU Do?
    Jun 10 2026
    This week, we’re diving into the high-stakes, low-common-sense world of the film *Tuner*, where a piano virtuoso with "allergic hearing" finds a second career in felony-level safe cracking. Our hosts break down the plight of Nikki, a man with hyperacusis who is forced to choose between massive medical debt and working for a security company that is—quite literally—the reason people need security. From debating the financial merits of filing for bankruptcy versus becoming a "contractor" for the Russian mob, to mocking the sheer audacity of homeowners who think a piano tuner is a neighborhood handyman, no plot hole is left un-probed. It’s a masterclass in how *not* to run a heist, especially when your business model involves air-horning the ears of the only guy who can actually open the safe.
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    31 mins
  • E274 - Deep Water - What Would YOU Do?

    E274 - Deep Water - What Would YOU Do?
    Jun 8 2026
    In this episode of *Cinema IRL*, Amber and her co-host dive into the watery depths of the survival thriller *Deep Water*. They dissect the sheer idiocy of a man who dooms an entire flight over a lithium battery and celebrate the moment he finally becomes shark bait. From questioning Ben Kingsley’s career choices to debating the ethics of saving a bratty child from a predator-filled ocean, this episode is a sassy breakdown of what happens when negligence meets the food chain. If you’ve ever wondered why TSA is so obsessed with your carry-ons, this is the terrifyingly hilarious explanation you didn’t know you needed.
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    29 mins
  • E273 - Neglected - What Would YOU Do?

    E273 - Neglected - What Would YOU Do?
    Jun 5 2026
    Detective Shaw thought he was headed for a peaceful retirement, but instead, he got a "buried alive" son and a crash course in why you shouldn't ignore foster kids. We’re dissecting the thriller *Neglected*, a film where a glib vigilante named AJ decides that if the cops won't do their jobs, he'll just murder his way to justice. It’s a dark, twisty ride involving corrupt mayors, underground foster care fight clubs, and the absolute worst final day on the job in cinematic history.
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    16 mins
  • E272 - The Devil Wears Prada 2 - What Would YOU Do?

    E272 - The Devil Wears Prada 2 - What Would YOU Do?
    May 29 2026
    This week on Cinema IRL, Scott and Amber are slipping back into their size-two Manolos to dissect *The Devil Wears Prada 2*, a sequel that asks if twenty years is long enough for the trauma of a toxic boss to fade. They follow Andy’s return to the *Runway* trenches, where she discovers that while the industry is crumbling, Miranda Priestly still hasn't aged a day and still has no idea who Andy is. Between corporate coups staged by a vengeful Emily and a billionaire ex-wife buying the entire conglomerate out of spite, the duo questions whether Andy is a hero or just a glutton for high-fashion punishment.
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    20 mins
  • E271 - The Super Mario Bros. Galaxy Movie - WWYD?

    E271 - The Super Mario Bros. Galaxy Movie - WWYD?
    May 26 2026
    This week on Cinema IRL, Scott and Amber are blasting off into the animated world of *Super Mario Galaxy*, a film that suggests the best way to save the universe is through a series of "power-ups" and questionable plumbing credentials. Amber finds herself trapped in a neon-colored fever dream, questioning the ethics of "princess trafficking" and why Mario hasn't updated his wardrobe or groomed his mustache in forty years. Meanwhile, Scott attempts to defend the honor of the "Pinos" (Plumbers In Name Only) while geeking out over deep-cut Nintendo cameos that leave his wife completely bewildered. From the introduction of "Princess Bangs" to the sheer horror of baby Luigi licking a T-Rex’s eyeball, they’re dissecting whether this franchise is a nostalgic masterpiece or just a 40-year-old red flag.
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    21 mins
  • E270 - Newborn - What Would YOU Do?

    E270 - Newborn - What Would YOU Do?
    May 22 2026
    This week on Cinema IRL, Scott and Amber are dissecting the 2026 film *Newborn*, a movie that suggests the best way to help your brother out of a hit-and-run is to personally volunteer for a decade of prison trauma. They’re following Chris Newborn’s journey from a self-sacrificing sibling to a man who spent seven years in a suspiciously clean solitary confinement cell only to come home and realize his brother might just be a *Fight Club*-style hallucination. Between Amber’s immediate plan to fire up OKCupid the moment a life sentence is handed down and Scott’s "autistic rage" over the film’s total disregard for discovery laws and forensic evidence, they’re wondering how anyone survives nine years of zero stimulation without going 5150. It’s a tale of unintended consequences where the only thing more silent than the protagonist’s non-verbal son is the common sense of the characters involved.
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    18 mins