Episodes

  • E1: Your New Best Bitches CLARIFIED

    E1: Your New Best Bitches CLARIFIED
    Dec 21 2024
    In the debut episode of Clarify It Bitch, hosts Daryan and Michelle introduce themselves and share their vision for the podcast. Daryan, a divorced single mom of two boys with a corporate career, and Michelle, a creative entrepreneur running her own business while married and raising a son and a daughter, dive into their contrasting lifestyles and routines. They open up about navigating the dating world, including the ups and downs of dating apps, and share insights on relationships, marriage, and love languages. The podcast’s purpose is clear: to create a judgment-free space for honest conversations about life’s taboo topics. They also reflect on how their unique friendship began and invite listeners to share their own stories and suggest topics for future episodes. It’s the perfect blend of real talk, humor, and connection to kick off the journey.
    Show More Show Less
    23 mins
  • E2: To Swap or Not to Swap CLARIFIED

    E2: To Swap or Not to Swap CLARIFIED
    Dec 21 2024
    On this episode of Clarify It, Bitch! Daryan and Michelle dive into holiday traditions, from the hilarious confusion over “Dirty Santa” to their love for sentimental gift-giving. They chat about when they put up their Christmas trees, matching family pajamas, and fun celebrations like cookie swaps and “taco giving.” They also share their thoughts on gift exchanges like “white elephant” and the pressure of finding the perfect present. Tune in, laugh along, and share your favorite holiday traditions with us!
    Show More Show Less
    29 mins
  • E3: The New Year CLARIFIED

    E3: The New Year CLARIFIED
    Dec 30 2024
    In this episode of Clarify It, Bitch, Daryan and Michelle dive into hilarious New Year traditions—like shoving money in your pockets, eating 12 grapes without choking, and sitting under tables to manifest love. They share their 2024 plans and call out the pressure of resolutions, instead championing small wins and enjoying the chaos. Their advice? Skip the stress, reflect on the good stuff, and protect your peace.
    Show More Show Less
    33 mins
  • E4: Dumpster Fire Dating: Adventures in Your 40s

    E4: Dumpster Fire Dating: Adventures in Your 40s
    Jan 6 2025
    In this episode, Daryan spills the tea on her online dating adventures, including a jaw-dropping story about a man with a pending arrest who thought it was the perfect time to talk about his high sex drive and undying love for Cracker Barrel. (Because nothing says romance like biscuits and bad decisions!) Expect laughs, sass, and maybe a little advice—because let’s face it, dating these days is a circus, and Daryan’s here to help us all survive it. Tune in, and don’t forget to catch new episodes every Monday!
    Show More Show Less
    28 mins
  • E5: Married Young, Sleeping Solo

    E5: Married Young, Sleeping Solo
    Jan 13 2025
    In this episode, Michelle and Daryan get real about marriage! Michelle spills the tea on getting married at 18, the ups and down, and why compromise is basically a full-time job. From owning up on being wrong to figuring out how to actually apologize, nothing is off-limits. They talk how marriage changes over time—money, moods, and the magic of alone time. Oh, and sleeping in separate beds? Yes, Michelle got a sleep divorce. Total game-changer. Buckle up, Bitch—this is marriage, clarified!
    Show More Show Less
    31 mins
  • E6: Snail Slime, Solo Time and Saying No CLARIFIED

    E6: Snail Slime, Solo Time and Saying No CLARIFIED
    Jan 21 2025
    This week on Clarify It Bitch: The self-care game is all about naps and massages, facials, Reiki, and a no-booze glow-up. From snail slime skincare to solo playtime (yes, THAT kind), we’re spilling all the sass on saying no, chasing peace, and keeping it cute. Drop your self-care confessions—we’re listening!
    Show More Show Less
    35 mins
  • E7: The Ick CLARIFIED

    E7: The Ick CLARIFIED
    Jan 27 2025
    This week, the hosts tackle “the ick” – those cringeworthy habits and behaviors that instantly kill the vibe. From shirtless mirror selfies and socks staying on during sex to loud chewing and unnecessary money talk, they break down the little things that can make someone completely undateable. They share hilarious personal stories and listener submissions, giving you plenty of reasons to laugh, cringe, and maybe rethink your own red flag list!
    Show More Show Less
    30 mins
  • E8: 40 is a F*cking Vibe CLARIFIED

    E8: 40 is a F*cking Vibe CLARIFIED
    Feb 3 2025
    What’s the deal with turning 40? In this episode, Daryan and Michelle get real (and a little sassy) about aging, relationships, self-care, and ditching the pressure to have it all figured out. From big birthday bashes to intimate celebrations, Michelle spills on how she marked the milestone. Tune in for laughs, life lessons, and a reminder to do 40 your way.
    Show More Show Less
    37 mins