Episodes

  • Episode 15: Festival of the Tub

    Episode 15: Festival of the Tub
    Jul 24 2024

    CLOUD FIVE IS BACK for a mega epic jumbo episode in which five idiots pass judgement on naked Japanese men, sword-wielding chemistry teachers and a list of maybe-fake movies. Meanwhile, Brandon and Ben battle for ownership of an all-male festival involving copious amounts of body oil.


    Also, stick around for the boys' very-serious musings on generative AI and their warning that your washing machine is trying to kill you.


    (This episode was recorded in March 2024. We apologise for any cringe inflicted by painfully-outdated references to then-current events.)

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    CLOUD FIVE THEME TUNE: Rodney Skipes, Blue Dot Sessions, Free Music Archive, CC BY-NC

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    1 hr and 54 mins
  • Episode 14: Four Men, One Jar

    Episode 14: Four Men, One Jar
    Jan 15 2024

    It's 2024, and we're back. This episode, we discuss strange New Year traditions, feral peacocks, the Florida Toy-Humper, the worst island in Wales and the Greek philosopher who liked to urinate on people. Also, a special guest star reviews a movie about an evil swimming pool, while the boys hold a vigil for XL Bullies.
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    1 hr and 45 mins
  • Episode 13: Concrete Bunnies

    Episode 13: Concrete Bunnies
    Apr 16 2022
    It's the Easter special, and the boys are diving into cheese heists, genetically-engineered mosquitoes and the (disputed) human ability to live without food, all while trying to answer the age-old question: 'How much Gungus™ can you fit in your mouth?'
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    1 hr and 31 mins
  • BEST OF CLOUD FIVE

    BEST OF CLOUD FIVE
    Jan 8 2022
    Each Cloud Five member chooses their favourite moment from the first ten episodes, presented by a very tired Jack. Season 2 resumes next week! --- "Episode 2: Psychic Vampires" (for Joe's sh*t story) "Episode 4: Dead Goat Polo" (for George's favourite sport) "Episode 5: Fish in the Car" (for Brandon's revenge plot and Luke's octopus analysis) "Episode 8: Cockfights and Crossbows" (for Jack's holy trinity of Florida Men)
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    51 mins
  • Episode 12: Curveballs and Ballcocks

    Episode 12: Curveballs and Ballcocks
    Jan 8 2022
    Jeff Bezos flies to space in a giant wang while the boys discuss flying ants, high-speed funerals, umbrella shoes and the inventions of Thomas Crapper. Meanwhile, George tries to perform surgery on his own foot. Original upload date: 24th July 2021
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    1 hr and 30 mins
  • Episode 11: Back in Blue

    Episode 11: Back in Blue
    Jan 8 2022
    Cloud Five is back! Naked skydiving, lethal parties, monkey orgies, and the treacle flood that levelled a city. All this and more this week on Cloud Five. Original upload date: 10th July 2021
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    1 hr and 28 mins
  • Episode 10: The Bum Squad

    Episode 10: The Bum Squad
    Mar 28 2021
    Exploding chickens, moon sperm, eight-legged spider horses and the owl-based cure for gout. All this and more this week on Cloud Five.
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    1 hr and 31 mins
  • Episode 9: The Oldest Joke in the World

    Episode 9: The Oldest Joke in the World
    Mar 21 2021
    Quacking honeybees, Jesus' foreskin, the god of caribou and the fart that started a war. All this and more this week on Cloud Five.
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    1 hr and 35 mins