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Cold Cuts, Hot Takes

Cold Cuts, Hot Takes

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Welcome to Cold Cuts, Hot Takes, the podcast where we’re opinionated and HUNGRY. Join us as we bring our hottest takes and brash opinions all while enjoying some lovely charcuterie!Cold Cuts, Hot Takes
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  • Cold Cuts, Hot Takes — Episode 7: "Music Mayhem & Multiverse Madness"
    Jan 30 2026

    In this episode of Cold Cuts, Hot Takes, Jenny drops the hot take that sparks an instant argument:

    👉 no band will ever reach Beatles-level fame again — ever.The crew debates modern music, changing culture, and whether massive global bands are even possible in today’s fragmented entertainment world. Do bands still matter… or has the era completely passed?🔥 Hot Take of the Day🎶 “No band will ever be as big as The Beatles.”The cast breaks down:- why bands don’t form the way they used to- whether modern artists can ever reach monoculture status- and if anyone — past or future — could even come closeFeelings are strong. Opinions are louder.🎭 Segment of the Day: Universe Drop-InNext, the crew dives into one of their most chaotic games yet.Each round:1️⃣ A random fictional character is drawn2️⃣ A completely unrelated IP universe is drawn3️⃣ The group debates how that character would survive, adapt, or absolutely ruin the universe they’re dropped intoFrom tone clashes to power scaling to personality mismatches, the arguments spiral quickly — and some of the combinations are genuinely unhinged.Would they become a hero?A villain?Or get eliminated immediately?If you enjoy:- pop culture debates- music discussions- fictional character mashups- and arguments that go way deeper than they shouldThis episode delivers.⭐ BONUS CONTENT ON PATREONWant more Cold Cuts chaos?🎉 Our Patreon is LIVE, featuring:- bonus podcast episodes- extended debates- behind-the-scenes content- exclusive games and segments👉 Join the table here:patreon.com/ColdCutsHotTakesYour support helps us keep building bigger segments and even weirder debates.⏱️ CHAPTERS(Chapters will be added after upload.)00:00 – Intro02:40 – Hot Take: No Band Bigger Than The Beatles10:45 – Fictional Character Universe Drop-In Game43:24 – Wrap-Up📲 FOLLOW COLD CUTS HOT TAKESPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/ColdCutsHotTakesInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/cchtpodcast/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@cchtpodcastX (Twitter): https://x.com/cchtpodcastYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@cchtpodcastClips, debates, and bonus chaos posted biweekly.🎸 Drop your take in the comments:Will any band ever top The Beatles — or is that era gone forever?Like, subscribe, and hit the bell so you don’t miss the next argument.

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    44 mins
  • Cold Cuts, Hot Takes — Episode 6: “Screen Distractions & Chain Reactions”
    Jan 17 2026

    Phones out. Brains on. Chaos guaranteed.

    In Screen Distractions & Chain Reactions, the Cold Cuts Hot Takes crew dives into competitive word games, movie trivia, and pop culture debates, all starting with a hot take that immediately splits the table.

    🔥 Hot Take of the Day: Android vs Apple

    Is Android actually better than iPhone? The cast debates customization, usability, ecosystems, brand loyalty, and whether Apple users are just stuck in too deep to admit defeat. It’s a classic tech argument — and it gets surprisingly heated.

    🔗 Chain Reaction Word Game Challenge

    The crew goes head-to-head in a fast-paced chain reaction word game, where each word must logically connect to the previous one. Simple rules. Increasing pressure. Instant chaos.

    🎥 MOVIEDLE: Movie Wordle–Style Game

    Next up is the Cold Cuts custom Moviedle, a movie guessing game inspired by Wordle. With every incorrect guess, new clues are revealed, including: Movie Genre, Release Year, Rating, Actors, and more!

    The cast uses logic, film knowledge, and pure panic to narrow down the correct movie before running out of guesses.

    If you enjoy: podcast games and challenges, movie trivia and guessing games, pop culture debates, word puzzles and brain games, funny competitive podcasts

    This episode is built for you.

    ⭐ BONUS CONTENT ON PATREON

    Want extended gameplay and bonus rounds?

    🎉 Our Patreon is LIVE, featuring: bonus podcast episodes, extended game segments, behind-the-scenes moments, extra movie trivia, exclusive content not on YouTube

    👉 Join here:patreon.com/ColdCutsHotTakes

    Supporting the Patreon helps us keep improving the games, segments, and production every week.

    ⏱️ CHAPTERS

    00:00 – Intro

    01:27 – Android vs Apple Debate

    06:27 – Chain Reaction Word Game

    34:30 – Movie Wordle (“Moviedle”)

    01:11:40 – Final Scores & Wrap-Up

    📲 FOLLOW COLD CUTS HOT TAKES

    Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/ColdCutsHotTakes

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cchtpodcast/

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@CCHTPodcast

    X (Twitter): https://x.com/cchtpodcast

    Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1tl5ybo70c16zLwUcbqWGu?si=4TIBDKJHSm2U40p5PkLOEg

    New podcast clips, debates, and game highlights posted weekly.

    📱 Android or iPhone?

    🎬 Drop your movie guess in the comments.

    Like, subscribe, and hit the bell so you don’t miss the next episode.

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    1 hr and 14 mins
  • Cold Cuts, Hot Takes — Episode 5: “Breakfast Beef & Box Office Bets”
    Jan 4 2026

    A new year, a full table, and absolutely no agreement in sight.

    In Breakfast Beef & Box Office Bets, the Cold Cuts Hot Takes crew kicks off the year the only way they know how: arguing about food, movies, and the future of entertainment — all while setting some very silly New Year’s resolutions.

    Here’s what’s on the plate this episode:

    🥓 Fast Food Breakfast BEEF

    Jenny comes in hot with the take that fast food breakfast is just mid… and immediately gets clapped back by Risky and J-Mo. From Bojangles to Chick-fil-A to Wendy’s, the table debates whether breakfast chains deserve respect or retirement.

    🎥 Rewatchability Through the Decades

    The crew travels through the past six decades of film, arguing which eras actually hold up when it comes to rewatch value. Are modern movies more disposable? Were older films built different?

    🎟️ Box Office Bets for the New Year

    Looking ahead to the new year, the hosts break down upcoming movies that could dominate theaters — surprise hits, potential flops, and films they’re most excited to see.

    🎯 New Year’s Resolutions

    To wrap it all up, everyone shares a New Year’s resolution… with varying levels of seriousness and follow-through expected.


    If you like:

    Food debates that get way too personal

    Movie talk that spans generations

    Hot takes, laughter, and friendly chaos

    You’re in the right place.


    ⭐ BONUS CONTENT ON PATREON

    Want more Cold Cuts chaos?

    🎉 Our Patreon is LIVE, featuring:

    Bonus episodes

    Extended debates

    Extra segments and games

    Behind-the-scenes moments

    Content you won’t see on YouTube


    👉 Support the show & join here:

    patreon.com/ColdCutsHotTakes


    Your support helps us keep making bigger episodes, better segments, and even dumber arguments.


    ⏱️ CHAPTERS

    00:00 – Intro

    03:10 – Fast Food Breakfast Debate

    07:47 – Rewatchability Across Decades

    31:53 – Upcoming Movies & Box Office Bets

    47:14 – New Year’s Resolutions


    📲 FOLLOW & SUPPORT

    Patreon: patreon.com/ColdCutsHotTakes

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cchtpodcast/

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@CCHTPodcast

    X (Twitter): https://x.com/cchtpodcast

    Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1tl5ybo70c16zLwUcbqWGu?si=72695ea110454b2d

    Clips, bonus debates, updates, and chaos across all platforms.

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    54 mins
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