Episodes

  • CRT91: Trashcan Aids and Abets Kidnapping \\\ Weird Ass Pokémon Music Player
    Mar 3 2026

    This plate of Cold, Hard, Trash, includes talking about cats (again), Jones deciding to help a man kidnap multiple children i̶n̶ ̶M̶i̶n̶e̶c̶r̶a̶f̶t̶ in The Legend of Zelda, Holes, Buffalo Dreams, Wayside, The Lion King Game for SNES, Nadja, Be Kind Rewind, and complaining about dexit (again)..

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    1 hr and 5 mins
  • CRT90: Da Supa Bowl \\\ Jones Learns about Dexit
    Feb 24 2026

    Anotha (tues)day, anotha episode of Cold, Hard, Trash. The duo talks about excel, smells, and football to boot. Eventually it comes up that not every Pokémon is available in the newer games and Jones doesn't like that.

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    1 hr
  • CRT89: You've Been Programmed \\\ Plastic Bullshit (PEZ)
    Feb 17 2026

    Back in the dump, our wonderful hosts return. In this episode of CRT, the duo talks about that guy that extended an Eric Andre bit into an entire instagram account, how much Threads pisses off Breeeg, spooky games that can steal your voice, very impressive card tricks, GTA V: Online and how GTA VI: Online might look, and PEZ dispensers. Tune in this week for your regular helping of Cold, Hard, Trash!

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    58 mins
  • CRT88: Haggler vs Hearns \\\ CPR Certified Breeeeg
    Feb 10 2026

    Another day, another episode of CRT. This time, Jones brings up The Fight, as it was called, a specific fight between Marvelous Marvin Haggler and Thomas Hearns for the middleweight championship. These two had such powerful presences and gave one of the craziest fights in boxing history. The two cover topics from crazy types of wrestling matches, sauce preferences, and Breeg's CPR training (he is NOT currently certified, do not have a heart attack around him). Breeeeeg tries to bring up the new MOBA from Steam currently in alpha: Deadlock. Breeeg's computer then dies to prevent him from talking more about MOBAS.

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    50 mins
  • CRT87: Crystal Pepsi Terrorism \\\ Burgers and Basketball
    Feb 3 2026

    In this episode of CRT, Breeeeeeeeg and Trashcan bring up a variety of topics including the L.A. Beast's campaign to have Crystal Pepsi return, sourdough and other long-term food prep commitments, the show Pros vs. Joes, and just how American apple pie and baseball are.

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    56 mins
  • CRT86: Ethics Classes \\\ Reboots for Reintroduction
    Jan 27 2026

    Our favorite duo, Trashcan Jones and Breeeeg, have come together for the 86th time to serve up another plate of Cold, Hard, Trash. They talk about the raccoon's fur masks, they talk about ethics and Terrance Howard, they talk about the heat and cold, they talk about adding cheese to ramen, and that's only the first half! Trashcan and Breeeg then get into a discussion about reboots and whether they're meant to introduce new viewers to the existing properties.

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    56 mins
  • CRT85: Daaaaaa Bears \\\ Threatening Kids in French
    Jan 20 2026

    They're back at it again! Who, you ask? Well the daring duo from Cold, Hard, Trash: Trashcan Jones and Breeeg. Breeeeg wants to become a sports guy and Jones is happy to offer some Bears history before they talk about more Chicago stuff such as the grid and city borders. The two talk about MLK Jr day and the breadth of the speeches he gave about the government that they don't teach us in school. Not only that, but Helen Keller's speeches about socialism (but I said communism in the pod oopsie). They throw in a lil history of the shooter game genre and the more specific WWII shooter game genre, make a plan to sneak into a movie theater, and discuss games which can no longer be accessed legally.

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    59 mins
  • CRT84: Dayturamato \\\ Better Call Saul Finale Discussion
    Jan 13 2026

    The Trashlers come together once again, for again, an exciting episode of Cold, Hard, Trash. Breeeeg comes up with a business plan which will probably fail concerning the nightshade family of plants. The duo discusses Howard, Jimmy, and Kim's fate in Better Call Saul and chat a bit about Vince Gilligan's new show Pluribus. They finish it off complaining about trying to get Streamlabs to work properly on an Macbook and how useless AI searches can be.

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    52 mins