We've never seen Michael Lehmann’s Heathers (1988)… until now!

Join us as we watch Heathers for the very first time, share our honest reactions, and dive into one of the darkest and most influential teen comedies of the 1980s. From Winona Ryder’s iconic turn as Veronica Sawyer to Christian Slater’s explosive performance as J.D., we explore why Heathers became a cult classic—and why it still shocks and entertains decades later.

We break down:

• Razor-sharp dialogue and pitch-black humor

• Brutal satire of high school hierarchies and teen culture

• How Heathers subverted the teen movie formula

• Its influence on later coming-of-age stories

If you love cult classics, dark comedies, or first-time movie reactions, this episode is for you. Discover one of the most quoted, debated, and misunderstood teen films—and see why so many assume everyone has already seen it.

Chapters:
0:00 — Intro
0:55 — Why Haven’t We Seen Heathers (1988)?
1:21 — Cultural Context & Brief History
2:02 — First-Time Expectations
3:34 — Post-Watch Thoughts
5:45 — Film Poser Film Review
16:57 — Best Poser Performance
19:49 — The Scenes That Stole Our Hearts
22:31 — Most Iconic Moments
23:52 — Sexiest Moment
25:02 — Favorite Line of Dialogue
26:19 — Buy It? Stream It? Or Watch It On TV?

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One of us has never seen Roman Polanski’s Chinatown (1974)… until now!

In this episode of Confessions of a Film Poser, we watch Chinatown for the very first time and share our honest reactions and review. We discuss Jack Nicholson’s performance as J.J. Gittes, Robert Towne’s screenplay, Roman Polanski’s direction, and the film’s dark themes of power, corruption, and control.

If you love classic films, neo-noir, or first-time movie reactions, this episode is for you.

Chapters:
0:00 — Intro
0:15 — Which Poser Has Never Seen Chinatown (1974)?
0:52 — Brief History & Cultural Impact
1:40 — First-Time Expectations
2:41 — Post-Watch Reactions & Final Thoughts

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We have never seen The Andromeda Strain (1971)… until now!

In this episode of Confessions of a Film Poser, we finally sit down with Robert Wise’s influential sci-fi thriller for the very first time. We talk through our expectations going in and share our post-watch reactions to one of the most clinically intense science fiction films of the 1970s.

From its documentary-style pacing and cold, procedural tone to its heavy emphasis on science, systems, and process over traditional characters, we break down what makes The Andromeda Strain feel so different from modern sci-fi—and why that difference is either hypnotic or alienating, depending on your taste.

We also dig into the film’s fascinating production history, its roots in Michael Crichton’s novel, its reflection of Cold War anxieties, and how its slow-burn realism helped shape the future of outbreak and “hard science” thrillers.

If you love classic science fiction, cerebral thrillers, or first-time movie reactions where the tension comes from ideas instead of explosions, this episode is for you.

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Chapters:0:00 — Intro0:40 — Why have the Posers Never Seen The Andromeda Strain (1971)?1:00 — A Brief History & Cultural Impact of The Andromeda Strain1:56 — What Do The Posers Expect From A First Time Viewing?5:24 — Future Vince & Eli Give Their Review After Watching

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One of us had never seen Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990)… until now!

In this episode of Confessions of a Film Poser, we watch Gremlins 2 for the very first time, share our expectations going in, and give our honest reactions to one of the strangest studio sequels ever made.

From Joe Dante’s anarchic direction to the film’s wildly self-aware humor, over-the-top Gremlin designs, and complete rejection of sequel logic, we explore why Gremlins 2 is less a follow-up and more a full-blown act of cinematic rebellion.

We also break down the movie’s satirical takedown of corporate culture, media, sequels, and 1990s excess, along with its fascinating production history and its journey from box office disappointment to cult favorite.

If you love cult movies, chaotic sequels, or first-time movie reactions where expectations get completely derailed, this episode is for you.

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Chapters:
0:00 — Intro
0:24 — Which Poser Has Never Seen Gremlins 2 (1990)?
0:55 — A Brief History & Why This Sequel Is So Weird
1:31 — Expectations Going Into Gremlins 2
3:22 — Post-Watch Reactions & Hot Takes

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As 2025 comes to a close, we’re counting down our Top 5 favorite movies of the year — ranked 5 to 1 — based on everything we watched on Confessions of a Film Poser in the past year.

These are the films that surprised us, challenged us, and stayed with us long after the credits rolled. Some were long-overdue classics, some were first-time watches, and all of them left a lasting impression.

In this year-end episode, we break down:

• Why each movie made our Top 5

• What stood out on a first-time viewing

• Where we agreed (and disagreed) on the rankings

• How these films held up through modern eyes

If you love movie rankings, year-end lists, classic films, or first-time reactions, this episode is for you.

What was YOUR favorite movie of 2025? Send us a message or share your thoughts on social media — we’d love to hear from you!

If you’ve ever missed a movie “everyone else has seen,” this show is for you. Subscribe for movie reactions, reviews, and classic film discussions every week.

0:00 - Intro
2:16 - Number 5
4:03 - Number 4
5:31 - Number 3
8:57 - Number 2
12:55 - Number 1
16:12 - Honorable Mentions

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One of us has never seen Frank Capra’s It’s a Wonderful Life (1946)… until now.

In this episode of Confessions of a Film Poser, we watch It’s a Wonderful Life for the very first time and share our honest first-time reaction and review of one of the most beloved classic films in cinema history.

From James Stewart’s iconic performance as George Bailey to the film’s timeless themes of community, sacrifice, and personal purpose, we explore why It’s a Wonderful Life has endured as a Christmas classic and emotional touchstone for generations.

We break down Frank Capra’s direction, the movie’s fascinating production history, its initial reception, and how it eventually became a holiday staple through repeated television airings and cultural rediscovery.

If you love classic movies, Christmas films, or first time movie reactions, this episode is for you.

🎬 Don’t miss our deep dive into one of the most celebrated films ever made — and a movie many people assume everyone has already seen.

If you’ve ever missed a movie “everyone else has seen,” this show is for you.

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Timestamps:
0:00 — Intro
0:23 — Which Poser Has Never Seen It’s a Wonderful Life (1946)?
0:51 — History & Cultural Impact
2:20 — Expectations Going In
4:41 — First Watch Reaction & Review

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One of us has never seen Joe Dante’s Gremlins (1984)… until now!This holiday season, we’re finally watching Gremlins for the very first time — the iconic 1984 horror-comedy that blurred the line between cute, chaotic, and downright unhinged.Produced by Steven Spielberg and directed by Joe Dante, Gremlins became an instant pop-culture phenomenon, mixing Christmas vibes with creature horror in a way no one had ever seen before. But does it still hold up today for first-time viewers?Join us as we break down our expectations going in, react to the movie beat by beat, and discuss whether Gremlins deserves its reputation as one of the most influential ‘80s genre films ever made.We’ll talk about:• Why Gremlins caused controversy upon release• How it helped change the PG rating forever• The balance of comedy, horror, and pure chaos• And whether it belongs in the annual Christmas movie rotationFrom adorable Mogwai rules to full-on monster mayhem, Gremlins is wild — and we’re diving into all of it.If you love ’80s movies, holiday horror, cult classics, or discovering iconic films for the first time, this episode is for you.👉 Don’t miss our first-time reaction and honest review of one of the most talked-about movies of the 1980s.If you’ve ever missed a movie “everyone else has seen,” this show is for you.📌 Subscribe for more classic movie reactions & reviews every week — and stay cinematic 🎬Chapters:0:00 Intro0:21 A Brief History of Gremlins (1984)?1:20 Revealing Which Poser Has Never Seen Gremlins (1984)05:02 First-Time Reactions & Review of Gremlins (1984)Email Us: confessionsofafilmposer@gmail.comInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/confessionsofafilmposer🎧 Prefer to listen instead of watching Vince’s face? Find us on all major podcast platforms:Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1aYH2Q9uvge0f7WLfsqITa?si=egjmhnawTvKcNpxuzPsXFwApple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/confessions-of-a-film-poser/id1835965887#80sMovies #HolidayHorror #CultClassic #FilmReview #Gremlins1984 #JoeDante #StevenSpielberg #ConfessionsOfAFilmPoser

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We’ve never seen Bob Clark’s Black Christmas (1974)… until now!
Join us as we watch this iconic holiday horror classic for the very first time and share our honest Black Christmasreaction, review, and breakdown of one of the most influential early slashers ever made.

We dig into Olivia Hussey’s unforgettable performance, the eerie POV camerawork, and that chilling phone-call sound design that helped define the slasher genre years before Halloween. We also explore Bob Clark’s directing choices, the film’s creeping dread, and why Black Christmas still hits harder than many modern horror releases.

If you love horror classics, 1970s horror, holiday slashers, or first-time movie reactions, this episode is absolutely for you.

👉 Don’t miss our deep dive into the cult classic that quietly rewrote the rules of slasher cinema.
Perfect for horror fans, film enthusiasts, and anyone discovering movies they “should’ve seen” by now.

📌 Chapters

0:00 Intro
0:24 A Brief History of Black Christmas
1:40 What We Know Going In
5:45 Future Vince & Eli’s Reaction

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