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Cosmo Didn't Ask For This: Dogs, Robots, Dead Money, and the Stroller We're All Riding In

Cosmo Didn't Ask For This: Dogs, Robots, Dead Money, and the Stroller We're All Riding In

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Viper wakes up mid-thought and doesn't stop for about 60 minutes. Season 3, Episode 3 opens in the wreckage of a farmer's market breakdown about designer mixed-breed dogs and spirals — via a man named Gerald and a six-year-old who refused to walk fourteen feet — into a full courtroom drama about whether AI should raise the next generation (spoiler: the jury hangs, the judge gets lunch, and Viper roasts himself in open court). Then the comment section goes to war, five fake internet people receive life-altering advice they didn't ask for, and Viper delivers a basement-level manifesto about physical cash that is either economic radicalism or the most coherent thing said on this podcast in three seasons. Somewhere in there: a prestige drama gets a 3 for font crimes, a terrible reality show gets an 11 for craft services, and everything ends on a question about what Cosmo is without the stroller — and what you are without yours. No closure. Never closure. See you next week.

Runtime: ~60 minutes | Rating: Emotionally Irresponsible | Cosmo is okay.

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