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Court Is In Session

Court Is In Session

Written by: Courtney Watts
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🎙 Court Is in Session

Welcome to the Naughty Corner – where internet chaos stands trial. Court Is in Session is your weekly dose of feral Reddit drama, unhinged Twitter takes, fanfic meltdowns, and moral messes too cooked for real life – served hot with a side of Vegemite and rage.

Think Two Hot Takes meets Smosh Reads Reddit, if it were owned by Dropout and hijacked by Brennan Lee Mulligan.

Hosted by Courtney, each episode assembles a tribunal of tossers who spent far too much time in their school’s naughty corner – each one offering their own trash-and-treasure takes. Rather than weaponising our histories to dodge accountability, we put in the work to turn yesterday’s garbage into judgmental gold, one moral mess and spicy clapback at a time.

🔥 What to Expect

The Latest – Fresh, feral, and possibly fake internet drama

Sick Cnts & Sht Cnts – AITA hot takes and cold judgments

Tumblr Time – Because the fanfics are filthy and the ships have sunk

Callbacks & Clapbacks – Listener feedback, rage updates, and redemptions

Dungeon Daddies & Dragon Dramas – Roll a D20, unleash chaos

Pick Your Poison – Choose between two equally horrendous moral dilemmas

Intent vs Impact – Where “but I meant well” goes to die

Cyber Bin Chickens – Pecking through other podcasts’ takes for scraps

That Name Isn’t a Tragedeigh, It’s a Myrrhdurr – The spelling game from hell

From bogan blowups to digital dumpster fires, it’s all up for debate in our courtroom of chaos.

🇦🇺 Australia has officially entered the chat

📅 New episodes every week

👂 We listen

⚖️ We judge

🛎️Court is in session

2025 Courtney Watts Social Sciences
Episodes
  • 24: JUST NO Mother In Law's Day

    24: JUST NO Mother In Law's Day
    May 11 2026

    Happy Mother's Day! This episode we're meeting Courtney's very own spawn point - her mum Jenny. Together they're unpacking some of the most cooked stories from only the most arson-loving mothers and mother in laws. One wants her daughter to do something super small - just apologise to her dad. No big deal... right? Another tries to keep her newborn away from her and understandably, chaos ensues. And Jenny? Well, she doesn't share any monster in law stories, but she DOES have a couple about how sociopathic her brothers could be...

    Chapters

    00:00 Meet Jenny!

    01:04 Story 1

    13:24 Story 2

    18:58 Story 3

    28:17 Story 4

    33:43 Story 5

    41:27 Childhood Reflections

    49:50 Sign Off & Outro

    Check out our socials:

    YouTube - @WattsUpDeviants

    Instagram, FB & Threads - @wattsupdeviants

    TikTok - @court.is.in.session.pod
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    51 mins
  • 23: Happy Birthday Ben!

    23: Happy Birthday Ben!
    May 4 2026

    Join us in The Naughty Corner as we celebrate co-host Ben's birthday! We've got power scaling in anime, a serious dog lover, a surrogacy saga, and boys' night drama. Despite the variety of tales in this episode, they've got one thing in common... they ALL contain a Ben.

    Chapters

    00:00 Intro & A Pre Game

    03:15 Story 1

    08:56 Story 2

    19:59 SEGMENT: CYBER BIN CHICKENS - Story 3

    34:17 SEGMENT: THAT NAME ISN'T A TRAGEDEIGH IT'S A MURGHDYRR

    39:00 SEGMENT: SICK CNTS & SHT CNTS

    39:20 Story 4

    50:14 Update 1

    55:33 Update 2

    58:12 Update 3

    01:00:20 Story 5

    01:11:58 Edits

    01:15:28 Update

    01:26:37 A Very Merry Unbirthday Outro

    RESOURCES

    Article: Yeet The Child For Their Health

    https://www.boredpanda.com/tossing-child-tumblr/

    Fa3Hunter -

    https://www.youtube.com/@fa3hunter

    Monte Mader -

    https://www.youtube.com/c/montemader

    NCHammer -

    https://www.youtube.com/@NCHammer

    Check out our socials:

    YouTube - @WattsUpDeviants

    Instagram, FB & Threads - @wattsupdeviants

    TikTok - @court.is.in.session.pod
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    1 hr and 27 mins
  • 22: Dick Stories Were Promised

    22: Dick Stories Were Promised
    Apr 27 2026

    This episode includes an ungodly amount of dick, as promised to today's co host Nate after a couple of rough episodes. We're doing a deep dive into the evolution of pornography, exploring a teen's hilarious revenge after his mother's privacy invasion, debating about gender reveals vs baby showers, and asking the age old question: Why is OP taking off her brother in law's pants?

    Chapters

    00:00 Intros & Welcomes

    00:54 SEGMENT: WELL THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

    01:34 Story 1

    07:40 Story 2

    14:08 SEGMENT: TUMBLR TIME

    14:23 Story 3

    15:48 Story 4

    17:35 Story 5

    19:22 Story 6

    21:13 SEGMENT: SHT CNTS & SICK CNTS

    21:16 Story 7

    28:31 Story 8

    35:05 Closing Thoughts & Outro

    Check out our socials:

    YouTube - @WattsUpDeviants

    Instagram, FB & Threads - @wattsupdeviants

    TikTok - @court.is.in.session.pod
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    36 mins
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