Interesting Fact: Stick bugs are carnivorous. This fact is less interesting on planets where stick bugs remain smaller than the average hand. In the towering purple forests of an uninhabited planet in Universe 11, this fact is positively fascinating.

As reporters Mito and Dolly grieve the death of their co-worker, they are forced to welcome the newest edition to the CBW Channel, Rob Skythrust. Join Mito, Dolly, and Rob as they investigate the crash site of a prison transport.

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Interesting fact: pom-pons were invented in either 803 AD or 1932 depending on the universe in question. Originally used to intimidate opposing sports teams, cheerleaders would often use the fluttery texture to conceal weapons such as knives, maces, and small battle axes. During the game, cheerleaders would rustle their pom-poms, warning the opposition of what was to come. At the start of halftime, they would rush the stands while chanting war cries and swinging their weapons. After the Dolphin/Packers massacre of 2003, this traditional practice fell out of favor, as stadiums began selling team-branded spears.

After Mito, Dolly, and Rob land in a penitentiary, they soon realize the situation is much, much worse than they initially expected. Zombies, basketballs, and witchcraft. Oh my!

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Interesting Fact: Windermere War College was originally founded by the Villain Association, a secretive guild dedicated to the elevation of evil and the scheming of plots both impressive and classy.

As the VA rose to prominence in the multiverse, the quality of heroes, protagonists, and chosen ones consistently fell. To rectify this imbalance, the VA created a training school for any 16-22 year old interested in opposing them. Over time, enrollment requirements were loosened to allow the attendance of love interests, funny best friends, and academic rivals.

As Mito, Dolly, and Rob investigate a pregnancy scandal the fire crotch epidemic, they hope for an interview with popular protagonist Indigo Glindingfail and her vicious dragon.

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Interesting Fact: Necromancers hate reanimation. It is written in the bylaws of the Necromancy Guild and in the oath all junior necromancers must swear. The exact reason has been lost to time, but it might have something to do with the reanimators undercutting prices. When handling the dead, you get what you pay for. Any fool with sufficient lightning and formaldehyde can reanimate a corpse. It takes power to summon the dead to pick up your dry-cleaning.

The CBW reporters travel to Universe 13, where Mito gets road rash, Dolly goes sightseeing, and Rob goes grave-robbing.

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Interesting Fact: Of all the locations in the multiverse, Ireland varies most from reality to reality. While countries like England and China tend to have commonalities with their counterparts, the Emerald Isle tends to be drastically different. Mainstays like accent, technological advancement, and culture rarely have any similarities to other Irelands. This phenomenon is also seen in Wales, Basque, and Venice.

After Mito, Dolly, and Rob land in the verdant hills of what can only be described as Vaguely Ireland, they find a charming village where nothing ever seems to happen. Sure, it might be Halloween, but love is in the air.

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Interesting Fact: The inter-dimensional travel bureau has no origin. They have always existed, or possibly never existed at all. Anthropologists theorize the ITDB may have begun as the Mothers Against Time Travel Movement, but historians call that laughable. Anthropologists then called the historians 'cute.' Hostilities escalated when the historians levied accusations of grave-robbing. The resulting feud had claimed thousands of lives and wreaked untold devastation on the multiverse. The ITDB has/will declined to comment.

After the disastrous events of the previous episode, Mito, Dolly, and Rob are forced to celebrate the 60th anniversary of the CBW channel in the cramped studio. Join Rob Skythrust as he discusses time travel bans, career advice among dragons, and the origin of the Crack itself.

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Interesting Fact: 40% of dragons are vegetarians, and a further 8% claim to be pescatarians. The Inter-dimensional Society for Dragon Welfare conducted this survey, and no other studies have been concluded. Biologists, archaeologists, and other naysaying elitists refuse to continue research in this area, despite 'strong doubts' about the honesty of this study. Allegedly, there were concerns over the multiple universities that caught fire shortly after challenging the academic integrity of the IDSD.

Mito, Dolly, and Rob Skythrust journey to the heart of the mountains to interview the legendary Sir Bruce the Dragon-Slayer. After the exciting tell-all the magnificent heroine interrupts Robs ongoing existential crisis to lay down her hard-won wisdom.

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Interesting Fact: Only 33 truly apocalyptic events have occurred in the known multiverse. Commonly imagined causes like nuclear fallout, flesh-eating bacteria, and atmospheric removal are not as efficient at destroying worlds as most beings believe.

Aside from obliterating a planet into chunks the size of ping-pong balls, it's nearly impossible to wipe out all life on a given world. Scientists have no explanation for the multiverse's stubborn refusal to admit defeat. Somehow, life always seems to find a way.

When Mito, Dolly, and Rob Skythrust land on a barren world, they have no choice but to investigate the strange boy in the bunker.

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