Love is in the air! The damp, stinky, moldy air. Adron and Travis open the ex-files to educate you, the listener, on how to attract, keep, and potentially slay a mate with LOVE LANGUAGES. Plus: kissin' in kobold, literal love bombing, and Frico the Cheese Angel. You're welcome, Stephanies.

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RE: RE: Date Your Boss!

Have you ever wanted to rise up the corporate ladder the fast way? Introducing Mandatory Speed Dating Mondays! Mr. Royals will be vetting all potential candidates, single, poly, or immoral, with a series of prodding questions and prodding... prods. The event is BYOCasserole so bake accordingly!

Kisses, R&R HR

Happy nautical new year, nerds! This one has Adron, Travis, and Ian sailing the seven sleepy seas to create an adventure that can help some old fogeys stay awake. (Fogies? Fogerties?) Plus: rabid sleepytime bears! Plant clones! Weak shanty attempts! Wow!

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RE: RE: New Year, New You Clippings

To all Royals and Royals employees: we see that you are trying to clip your plant clone to create additional clones, and ergo i.e. e.g an entire plant clone army of yourself. Well let it be known that any attempts to unionize these plant clone armies will be squashed immediately. Squashed! Gardening joke!

Dictated but not read, Travis Royals

🎄 Sweet silver bells, it's Ian and Travis! 🎄 And they're building a festive edutainment adventure that teaches the storied (and controversial) history of your Yuliday tree. So listen up, because there is a quiz afterwards, and it IS mandatory! Plus: attack of the Wintaur! Saint Steve sucks! And Travis spilled soda on his hat!

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RE: RE: [AUTOMATED YULIDAYS MESSAGE]

Hello and thank you for your message! The Royals and Royals HR team will be out of office from the 22nd of Deepwinter until such time as our department has funding again.

If you require immediate assistance, please reach out to Mr. Royals at iluvbutts247@mindspring.com.

Huzzah and merry Yulidays! R&R HR