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Cussler Hustlers

Cussler Hustlers

Written by: Topper Sundquist
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Two strangers, American and Canadian, go through EVERY Clive Cussler novel, from a (hopefully) modern progressive viewpoint. They also get off on tangents and talk about BETTER books, but there's so much to love with these nerdy macho time capsules.Topper Sundquist Art
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  • Cussler Hustlers S11 E4: Annoyance Machine
    Feb 14 2026

    Dirk Pitt finally runs into something he truly didn't expect and cannot handle: a villain who knows more than he does! Hala Kamil's rebound dooms the planet. Al Giordino takes one on the crotch. Sandecker has to make Sophie's Choice for dumbasses. Eva and Hopper discover the only thing worse than North African warlords... white capitalists. On the plus side, we discover a fuel-efficient automobile that's comfortable and luxurious on and off the road!


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    Instagram: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/CusslerHustlers⁠

    Facebook: ⁠https://www.facebook.com/people/Cussler-Hustlers/100094911757286/

    Bluesky: ⁠https://bsky.app/profile/cusslerhustlers.bsky.social⁠

    Mastodon: ⁠https://mastodon.social/@CusslerHustlers⁠

    Email: ⁠cusslerhustlers@gmail.com⁠



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    45 mins
  • Cussler Hustlers S1 - The Mediterranean Caper REMASTERED
    Jan 31 2026

    BREAKING! A once-in-a-century weather event happened again, making recording this week logistically impossible. So, to tide everyone over, here is the REMIXED AND REMASTERED Season 1 of Cussler Hustlers, The Mediterranean Caper in its entirety! Well, not COMPLETELY in its entirety... the biggest digressions, wanderings, meanderings, off-topic diatribes and pet noises have been removed. But the sound quality has been dramatically improved, where possible. This will keep you company while you're waiting in line at the Walgreens for half a roll of toilet paper and a jug of gin, or whatever it is you Americans do with your weekends.

    Twitter: ⁠https://www.twitter.com/CusslerHustlers⁠
    Instagram: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/CusslerHustlers⁠
    Facebook: ⁠https://www.facebook.com/people/Cussler-Hustlers/100094911757286/
    Bluesky: ⁠https://bsky.app/profile/cusslerhustlers.bsky.social⁠
    Mastodon: ⁠https://mastodon.social/@CusslerHustlers⁠
    Email: ⁠cusslerhustlers@gmail.com⁠

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    4 hrs and 1 min
  • Cussler Hustlers S11 E3: Come Flies The Spider
    Jan 17 2026

    At last, the Promise of the Premise had arrived! Major characters arrive in the desert, but unfortunately they miss out on all the searing hot cannibal-on-cannibal action. Our nominal heroes successfully complete A Science, and are immediately ensnared by the unfortunately competent military forces of a corrupt West African warlord. Pitt takes his ball and goes home. Giordino tries to add a blonde to his collection. Rudi utilizes his Treadstone training. A French billionaire is forced to accept long distance charges.


    Twitter: ⁠https://www.twitter.com/CusslerHustlers⁠

    Instagram: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/CusslerHustlers⁠

    Facebook: ⁠https://www.facebook.com/people/Cussler-Hustlers/100094911757286/

    Bluesky: ⁠https://bsky.app/profile/cusslerhustlers.bsky.social⁠

    Mastodon: ⁠https://mastodon.social/@CusslerHustlers⁠

    Email: ⁠cusslerhustlers@gmail.com⁠



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    53 mins
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