What happens when you put two guys with too many opinions and not enough filters in a room together? You get this episode.

Cyrus is joined by comedian and corporate escapee Punit Pania, and from the jump, absolutely nothing is off-limits. Mumbai's train chaos, automatic doors that'll cook you alive, India's walkability crisis, and Puneet's bold 19-trains-instead-of-20 economic theory.

Then things get spicy. They dissect Samay Raina's unlikely glow-up, Ranveer Allahbadia's punchable energy, Kunal Kamra's legendary refusal to apologise, and the India-Pakistan peace talks nobody asked for but everyone has opinions about.

Also featuring: a heartfelt nod to the iconic Asha Bhosle, expired protein shakes, and an OnlyFans conversation that went exactly as far as you'd expect.

Punit's live in Gurugram on the 18th and Noida on the 19th go catch him before he pivots to railway ministry.

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In this episode, Cyrus sits down with Angad Bedi who is an actor, athlete, former cricketer, and son of legendary spinner Bishan Singh Bedi for a cricket-packed conversation full of stories, opinions, and nostalgia. From growing up around one of India’s sharpest cricketing minds to discussing his own cricket journey, Angad brings a perspective that’s deeply personal and refreshingly honest.

The episode dives into IPL predictions, Virat Kohli’s impact, MS Dhoni’s legacy, Rishabh Pant’s comeback, T20’s influence on modern cricket, and why Test cricket still matters. If you love cricket talk with strong takes, humor, and genuine passion for the game, this one’s for you.

To our new listeners, this is ‘Cyrus Says’, where every conversation can go from sharp analysis to total chaos in seconds.

And to our regular ones, Welcome Back!

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In this episode, Cyrus chats with actor Riddhi Dogra about a journey she never really planned for. She came to Mumbai for freedom, studies, and a career in media, that means everything but not acting. But she ended up building a successful path across television, reality shows, OTT, and films. From Zoom TV and early acting breaks to ‘The 50’, ‘Khatron Ke Khiladi’, ‘Asur’, and ‘Jawan’, Riddhi reflects on the many turns her career has taken.

Into this conversation, she also adds stories from Mumbai, reality-show madness, and working with Shah Rukh Khan.
So, this is a classic Cyrus-style detour and an episode that’s funny, honest, and all over the place in the best way.

To our new listeners, this is ‘Cyrus Says’, where the conversations are candid, chaotic, and always full of surprises.

And to our regular ones, welcome back!

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In this episode of Cyrus Says Cock & Bull, Cyrus hangs out with comedian, writer, and improviser Shantanu Anam… and things spiral almost immediately.

They jump from Shantanu’s upcoming zombie comedy film Indian Institute of Zombies to completely unfiltered takes on IPL, Bollywood, Ramayan adaptations, internet outrage, and why nothing in India can ever stay calm (or short).

Somewhere in between, there’s cricket nostalgia, stand-up stories, political tangents, and debates that probably shouldn’t have happened on camera… but did anyway.

It’s chaotic, opinionated, slightly unhinged, and makes zero effort to stay on track, exactly how Cock & Bull should be.

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In this episode Cyrus is joined by Aayush Sharma. He opens up like never before, about coming to Mumbai with zero acting background, surviving on limited money, getting rejected, chasing auditions, and holding on to the dream of becoming an actor.

From his father’s brutally honest reality checks to his love story with Arpita Khan and the generous support he found from Salman Khan, this episode is funny, emotional but full of real struggle, self-belief, and filmi twists.

To our new audience, this is Cyrus Says, where the stories are personal, the laughs are constant, and the chaos is always part of the charm.

And to our regular ones, Welcome back!

Can a stand-up joke actually get you death threats?

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In this episode, Cyrus Broacha hangs out with Rahul Subramanian and what starts as a conversation about his stand-up special quickly spirals into absolute chaos.

They jump from Rahul’s journey from engineering and TCS to comedy, the madness behind his special “Who Are You”, and the bizarre (and slightly scary) story of DJs getting offended enough to send threats.

Along the way, expect detours into corporate life, Liverpool fandom, comedy writing, marriage jokes, and the kind of nonsense that makes zero sense but is somehow hilarious.

It’s chaotic, self-aware, and completely unserious, exactly how it should be.

This episode covers:

• Rahul Subramanian’s stand-up journey
• “Who Are You” special & behind-the-scenes
• The viral DJ controversy & threats
• Corporate life vs comedy
• Liverpool, travel & random life stories
• Peak Cyrus-level chaos

If you’re looking for structure, this is not it.
If you enjoy comedians talking nonsense for an hour welcome home.

And to our regular listeners welcome back home!

Abbas Momin is back, and Cyrus wastes absolutely no time, fat shaming him within the first 40 seconds. Classic. It's also Abbas's 38th birthday, which he's celebrating the way all single men approaching 40 do: a movie with two friends and zero romance prospects. We're basically his therapy session at this point.

This week we tackle the big stuff, RCB selling for ₹16,000 crore (Vijay Mallya is somewhere crying into his beer), a Pune eatery taking on world peace one LPG surcharge at a time, and Dhurandar 2, which Abbas sat through for four hours and lived to regret. Ranveer Singh is shirtless. Sanjay Dutt points at his crotch. You've been warned.

Also on the menu: 46,000 mangrove trees, Mohamed Salah's Liverpool farewell, a Statue of Liberty in Jalandhar wearing a saree, and Abbas accidentally revealing his Grindr situation on a podcast that his family definitely watches.

Happy birthday, Abbas. This is the worst gift we could give you. You're welcome.

Is modern war basically a video game now?

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Cyrus hangs out with Dr. Sanket Kulkarni and quickly dives into drones, geopolitics, and the chaos of modern warfare. From Iran vs Israel to spy agencies and India’s global position, this one covers a lot and then some.

It’s sharp, slightly confusing, and very real, with just enough humour to survive the topic.

This episode covers:

• Drone warfare & modern combat
• Iran, Israel & global tensions
• Spy stories & intelligence agencies
• India’s role in world politics
• Random Cyrus chaos

If you want clean answers, this isn’t it.
If you enjoy chaotic conversations about serious topics welcome home.