An office cleaning turns into a trip down memory lane, including EVERYTHING you ever wanted to know about Dave's high school tennis tournament but afraid to ask; To some of us, getting and/or doing nothing on Father's Day is the best gift we could wish for; World Cup international visitors seem to like the US more than half of the US residents; Of course they love our food - chemicals will do that to you; The power of FIFA; It's heavy and it's free - but you've got to move it; A fancy rubber mallet; Explaining typing back in the day; The business of war - it's a great gig if you know the right people; and more.

Celebrating the arrival of the final remaining notification of the Republican-led Emancipation Proclamation; If you're upset about the UFC fight on the lawn of the White House, you might have selective outrage; Forget the Knicks come back games, how 'bout that Skechers comeback!; We won, let's go burn a school bus??; A socialist's view of economics - I don't understand it, I just want free stuff; Elon Musk is no longer a billionaire; Dave plans a Carnival Cruise - stay tuned for the onboard fight videos; Nabisco Saltine Crackers - mm, mm good; The overly helpful airport shuttle driver; Burying the lead in bad attempt at bragging on Facebook; If you're going to bungee jump, we recommend making sure the bungee cord is attached; It's time for Juan's wife to get home - the laundry pile is high; and more.

A BUCKET of Fireballs…X2!; Old stories with old cousins - yep, they’re funny every time; Divide the total dinner bill by 4, carry the one and then subtract the…; We don’t know what the Tourism Destination Fee in New Orleans is spent on, but we know what it’s not spent on; You don’t want the broken cork from your expensive bottle of wine, do you?; Please let Mickey Loomis be fired - Lord, hear our prayer; So you bet on the college football game you quarterbacked - where’s the harm?; and more.