Bruh, you ain't the Tiger King; This week in football - LSU sucked, Saints sucked, Texans sucked but the Titans sucked more; Rhythm matters in thoughts, prayers and phone numbers; I like the shirt but what's the embroidery situation on the inside; Starlink changes the game on inflight WiFi; Recovering from the hurricane is tough, but it's less tough when you live next to a hardcore survivalist; Dave likes to engage with young adults, especially those that want to debate him; Don't you dare call it AI!; Juan's nostalgic trip to a record store was anything but nostalgic; The first all women execution team...oops; and more.

A penny for your thoughts - just not one jammed in the washing machine; 4 out of 5 Saints fans agree that every penalty against us is part of a larger conspiracy orchestrated by Roger Goodell; Get off your speaker phone, bruh; What's the right amount of polite chit chat for the grocery store line?; How old is too old for the kids' table?; and more.

A police horse wandered over when Triumph started playing. Turns out he was the only one at the game who showed up ready for victory. | Now that the LSU-Ole Miss game is done, can we just go back to the football part of football? | Last week Juan fell down - this week, Dave fell up (the stairs) | Are there so few ideas for new commercials that we have to keep seeing remakes of the old ones? | Pat Boone - yes, he's still alive - has advice for Trump | Apparently, watching fisherman unload alligators is big entertainment | and more.